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PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2002 10:19 pm
You Guys have to go to this link. ... ed=hook300

words alone do not give it justice. All that I will say is that it is the best music video EVER!!.


PostPosted: Mon Apr 15, 2002 11:54 pm
by Uneide
AANything having to do with David Hasselhoff is just sooooo wrong....
*twitch* though that was rather amusing in a very troubled, disturbing way....

PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 7:56 am
by Al_fayyed
This gives me hope for a future singing career of my own. I, like David Hasselhoff, have a passable voice when I can keep it in key, so hey -- now all I have to do is be on a show with beach babes.

Also possibly look more like David Hasselhoff than Dennis Franz, but I'm sure that can be done.

PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 9:34 am
by Justinpie
Hehehe anybody see that video of Donald "Donnie" Rumsfeld singing on C-Span?

PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 6:39 pm
by Al_fayyed
On 2002-04-16 10:34, justinpie wrote:
Hehehe anybody see that video of Donald "Donnie" Rumsfeld singing on C-Span?

No! Where can I get the tape? I <b>NEED</b> that tape!


Benjamin J. Cooper
"Akhmed Al-Fayyed"

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PostPosted: Tue Apr 16, 2002 10:02 pm
by Justinpie
Shitters, I meant Ashcroft. Sorry, ben. ...

PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 11:29 am
by Al_fayyed
Oh my gosh...

Not only is he a pathetic despot, he thinks he's Tom Jones! He wrote the song in that clip, and it really shows. Britney Spears did better with "I'm a Slave 4 U" and "Overprotected," but Britney would let the topless statue just hang out. It would make her look modest.

Britney for federal AG! It'll keep her from singing AND us guys will still be able to drool at her because she'll be on TV prosecuting stuff all the time!

If I have any free time during law school, I think I'm going to put together some "Britney 4 AG" campaign literature. I'd suggest making it a united Turbocool front, but some of us are Canadian and that would count as interfering in a foreign government (which is why I don't suggest that William Shatner replace William Graham as Minister of Foreign Affairs just because he's Canadian and knows how to deal with hostile aliens; also, the workings of the various Ministries to my north are not well-covered in the news I read).

Thanks for bringing that to my attention, Justin -- I got a kick out of it.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 17, 2002 6:04 pm
by Justinpie
Sure thing! It's amazing how many different ways Ashcroft can terrify us all!

Speaking of, I finally saw the Hasslehoff bit... *shivers uncontrollably*

PostPosted: Sat Jul 27, 2002 2:10 pm
by MixedMyth
Wow. Even "Yatta" is less scarring!

Yatta! Yatta!

PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 4:43 pm
by Al_fayyed
Well, yeah. I always expect that sort of wacky stuff from Japan. It's the land where Scotty Pippen sold cars by not being able to get his couch through the front door of his house.

- Akhmed

PostPosted: Wed Jul 31, 2002 8:04 pm
Yes (in general) the Japanese are pretty wierd.


Now this is just crazy

Der Hasselhofmeister!

PostPosted: Thu Aug 01, 2002 2:21 am
by Redmenace5
Is that David Hasselhof thing real or is it a fanimutation? I can

PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2002 2:40 am
"The big star from America?" (I think? My German is not as good as it used to be). Eh, Different strokes for....yada yada yada.

Sadly, That is a real David music video. A Remake of the song "Hooked on a Feeling".

The production value alone just screams "Porno Budget" (I'm assuming that is...*koff*).

*slowly backs out of room*

PostPosted: Fri Aug 02, 2002 4:06 am
by Redmenace5
Yup, that

PostPosted: Tue Aug 13, 2002 11:20 pm
I don't think that Hasselhoff video was a joke, I think it's legit.

Anyhoo, I thought Hasselhoff's video was the wierdest video ever made..... till I came across this:

*shudder* I think we have a new crappy champion.