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[Dr Lecter]

Hey there. This is for Terry
3x7=21
21x4=84
84x12=1008<P>This is a very sad number. Very sad.<P>Anyway, dickmunch McFartass came over for lunch (we all know the webmaster). We watched Forrest GUmp and shit brain here decides to whip it out and beat the proverbial meat RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME. Now this is quite horrid in itseld and I think he needs some help. But it would be even worse if it were true. Anyway, I had law class and we got an assignment about whether Gay marriage should be endorsed by Gov't. I dont really need to think about what I'll say. Because the answer is NO. Normal fags and dykes are evil. The only good homosexuality is prison fags like on OZ, cause they are tough bastards who shank and murder people. Not like wussy fairy queers on the outside. And I think I dont like cheese. It doesn't taste good. But Forrest Gump is one cool muthafucka. I wish I had gotten to be in Vietnam. That is my one treu dream. That and to father a global utopia with unlimited capability for space travel and ability to subjugate alien races. That would be pretty neat. THe new Star Trek series had better not suck or I will have to do something seriously fucked up. 1008 is an evil number. And so is 84. MUAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA. LOtsa sexy ladies have crack. MONTY PYTHON KICKS ASS.

[Shivanwurm]

Ok kids don't make eye contact and edge towards the door..<P>------------------
The gorilla playfuly pulled the wurm's tail, the wurm doubled back and playfuly ate the gorilla's head.<P>What fun is life if you can't be smart ass about it.<P>The scourge of of keenspot has brached out..

[Phred]

Personally, I think that is excellent advice - and when you get to the door, sidle through and chuck in a live grenade.<P>Then lock the door and run like hell...

[Dr Lecter]

WOOOO, BAC kicks some serious ass. It is funny because it is EXACTLY like something that I would write. I mean, Shit. It's like he pulled all the words right out of my mind. I guess he's twisted like I am, or am i twisted like him? Ah well, not important. I had fun today in Chemistry, I made lots of Polish jokes. Doesn't Poland suck? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA, at least I can watch OZ tomorrow night. See some hardcore muthafuckas doing some good ol' prison rape and shanking. Alvarez is going to jail. It's too bad that this board is so fucking dull. It would be fun to start a war with another board. Those are always interesting. You need a larger readership terry. Woah. I am sweating pretty badly right about now. I watched some Transformers at lunch. Junkions are really sweet. I cried when Optimus Prime died. I always do. So MR Dressup is dead. That really blows. I hate hippies.
Im gonna make a list of everything I hate. No particular order.
1. Rosie O'donnell
2. Oprah
3. Celine Dion (Frog Bitch)
4. Abba
5. Rita Macniel
6. Anime
7. Scat
8. Any country that ends in "-stan"
9. Henati
10.Gay Porn
11. Communists
12. Atheists
13. Ignorance
14. The Charter Of Rights and Freedoms Sec.12
15. Paul Bernardo
16. Paedophiles
17. Rapists
18. GLADIATOR
19. CHARIOTS OF FIRE
20. Greenpeace
21. Nature Loving People
22. Dykes(fags are alright) I HATE DYKES
23. Cell Phones
24. Mercedes Benz
25. Chyrsler
26. Cadillac
27. Rogers Cable
28. Potheads
29. Drug addicts
30. This is enough for now. When I think up some more I will post them. Paedophile jokes are funny aren't they.
Q.What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence?
A.Divorced.
Q. How many sorority girls does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A. Silly, sorority girls don't screw in lightbulbs -- they screw in pools of vomit
Q: What does an elephant use for a tampon?
A: A sheep.
Q: Why do elephants have trunks?
A: Because sheep don't have strings
Q: What do a woman and Kentucky Fried Chicken have in common?
A: By the time you've finished on the breast and thighs, all
you have left is a greasy box for the bone
Q: What do you do when the dishwasher stops?
A: Slap her
Q: what did the leper say to the prostitute?
A: Keep the tip
Q. How do you make a horse drink?
A. Put it in a blender.
Q: Why do women fake orgasms?
A: Because they think we care.
Q. What do you call a 300 pound woman ?
A. Fat.
Q: What do you call a Czechoslovakian abortion?
A: A cancelled Check.
Q. What do you call an Ethiopian taking a shit?
A. A show-off
Q: Why do girls wear make-up and perfume?
A: Because they're ugly and they stink
Q. Why does a rancher fuck a goat at the end of a cliff?
A. So the goat will push back.
Q. Whats the definition of disgusting?
A. Stuffing a dozen oysters into your granny's cunt and sucking out thirteen.
Q: How many women does it take to paint a wall?
A: Depends on how hard you throw them.
Q: What's the difference between an abortion and sand?
A: You can't eat sand.
Q: How do you make your wife scream after sex for an hour?
A: Wipe your dick on the curtains.
Q: How do you make your wife scream louder?
A: Fuck her in the ass and THEN wipe your dick on the curtains.
Q: How many women does it take to tile a roof?
A: Twelve if you slice them thin enough.
Q: Why do you wrap a kitten in electrical tape?
A: So it doesn't explode when you fuck it.
Q: What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection?
A: Quarter pounder with cheese.
Q: What's the first thing a woman does when she
gets out of the battered wives' shelter?
A: The dishes if she knows what's good for her.
Q: What has 4 legs and one arm?
A: A Doberman in a playground
Q: How do you make a cat go woof?
A: Douse it in petrol and throw a match at it.
Q: What do you do when your wife comes to you with two black eyes?
A: Kill the bitch. She's been warned twice allready.
Q:How does a blind parachutist know when the ground is close?
A:His guide dog's lead goes slack.<P>Wow, those are pretty funny. Im gonna take a nap. jUnKiOn pOwEr

[High Guy]

What the fuck is wrong with you people!!!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! oh and yes...
MONTY PYTHON KICKS ANIME'S YELLO HENTAI ASS ANYDAY!!!!

[Dr Lecter]

Look what i found from way back when.

[Dr Lecter]

Get all that Japanese garbage out of the forum. Japanese make good automobiles, motorcyles and electronics. Their cartoons are shit.

[Caster13]

Hehe. She's gonna hurt you for that one.<P>-Caster<P>------------------
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[Ucchan]

You do realize that I named myself after an anime character?<P>I'm not saying ALL anime is great, but there are some decent series out there. It's not all Dragon Ball Z (a sereis I watch from time to time) and tentacles (I don't go NEAR the tentacle stuff! >.<)<P>Here's a few series you may find alright, should you choose to pursue them:<P>*<A HREF="http://www.cowboybebop.da.ru/" TARGET=_blank>Cowboy Bebop</A> (futuristic setting)
-> <A HREF="http://momogurl.tripod.com/page1.html" TARGET=_blank>TRIGUN</A> has a similar attitude<P>*<A HREF="http://www.frontiernet.net/~schen/" TARGET=_blank>Record of Lodoss Wars</A> (if you like D&D)<P>*<A HREF="http://nekomikodai.otakalypse.com/" TARGET=_blank>Ah! My Goddess (a.k.a. Oh! My Goddess)</A> (a story of a college student and three goddesses)
-> <A HREF="http://www.CSUA.Berkeley.EDU/~leon/mi/" TARGET=_blank>Maison Ikkoku</A> carries similar wittiness<P>If you choose not to see these, that's fine. Others who have never seen anime could benefit from these links too. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>~Ucchan<P>------------------
"But, Asha, I was all ready to set up my shrine to the U-sisters, dual Mistresses of Kawaii." ~Freemage, fellow Keen Forumer<P><p>[This message has been edited by Ucchan (edited 01-03-2002).]

[Ucchan]

<B>Gohan and Goku sing to Dr. Lector</B>
~by Ucchan<P> <IMG SRC="http://www.theunholytrinity.org/cracks_smileys/games/dbz/dragonball-gohan.gif"> <IMG SRC="http://www.freakygamers.com/smilies/s2/games/dbz/dragonball-goku2.gif">
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"But, Asha, I was all ready to set up my shrine to the U-sisters, dual Mistresses of Kawaii." ~Freemage, fellow Keen Forumer

[Caster13]

Ugh, don't bother Ucchan. He's the type of person who thinks that all forms of animation is childish, especially anime. But for some reason he really likes Transformers.<P>And I can't really think of any anime that he'd be interested in. He doesn't like anything that's too unreal either.<P>Though, if you know of any anime that's familiar to Fight Club, he might be interested =/<P>-Caster<P>------------------
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[Dr Lecter]

You atheist monkey. I love Transformers. Except this new shit they have. Robots in Disguise. IT IS FUCKING Digimon fucking trash. GODDAMIT, can't they leave well enough alone? And Terry is right. ONly good things are realistic ones. Fight Club, Apocalypse, FMJ, Platoon, Pulp Fiction, Dr Strangelove, Goodfellas etc. "When you came pulling in here, did you notice a sign on the front of my house saying dead nigger storage?"
"No Jimmy, you know we ain't seen no sign..."
"You wanna know why you didn't see that sign? 'Cause it ain't there cause storing dead niggers aint my fucking business, thats why!"<P>Hahaha, Samuel L jackson is a cool guy.

[Caster13]

Yeah... Those are really realistic.<P>And I like the new Transformers. It's funny!<P>Anyway, I think I have a good anime for you. Patlabor.<P>-Caster<P>------------------
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[Resonant]

Yay! Noa Izumi no kawaii! Alphonse no kawaii! Wai! Wai! Go rent all the Patlabor videos right now!

[Ucchan]

More realistic anime? I'll get back to you later this week.<P><P>------------------
"But, Asha, I was all ready to set up my shrine to the U-sisters, dual Mistresses of Kawaii." ~Freemage, fellow Keen Forumer

[Ucchan]

City Hunter is pretty good, nothing technically surreal in it accept the occasional anime gag.<P><A HREF="http://www.scifi.com/anime/anime.cgi?11145" TARGET=_blank>Review of the Animation</A>
<A HREF="http://home.swbell.net/gioliver/mcityhun.html" TARGET=_blank>Review of the Manga</A><P>There is a TV series, a couple of movies, and a bunch of specials. Tell me what you think. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>------------------
"But, Asha, I was all ready to set up my shrine to the U-sisters, dual Mistresses of Kawaii." ~Freemage, fellow Keen Forumer

[Caster13]

Hmm... He doesn't like anime jokes either.<P>-Caster<P>------------------
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[Dr Lecter]

Aw shit. I shot Marvin in the face.

[Shivanwurm]

Ah here it is Bah Wheep Grana---- "Please spaer my live you can have the boy" HEY!!<P>-Hot Bod, superdeformers.com spin of of Hot Rod<P>------------------
The gorilla playfuly pulled the wurm's tail, the wurm doubled back and playfuly ate the gorilla's head.<P>What fun is life if you can't be smart ass about it.<P>The scourge of of keenspot has brached out..

[Snipe65]

Dr.Lector did you forget how to count ? You assume that there are 28 days in each month when there aren't....unless its febuary..<P>Correct me if i'm wrong but shouldn't it be <P>
365 * 3 = 1095 ?