wow that was funny

Comic Book Guy · Post by **Comic Book Guy** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:19 pm

i really like your comic and i will be reading it whenever you update it will it be dauily? weekly or what?

P.s how did you get the oulines so good i'm making my comic but i can seem to get the outliines right.

ZOMBIE USER 7833 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7833** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 2:33 pm

Yeah, I'm aiming for it to be a daily comic, and I already have enough material for a couple weeks loaded up. We'll see how long it takes for me to slack off and not get them up on time... hopefully it doesn't happen!

Right, I mainly just draw everything out with ink, but a trick I've started using is that you get some non-photo blue pencil, I dunno if just, like, a sky blue colored pencil would work. I'd wager it would. Use that pencil to sketch out the strip, be all wild and crazy, messy, whatever, just to get it in the general way that you want it, and then trace over that with an ink pen. I scan it in black and white, and the blue won't show up. Only the ink! Coolness... Almost makes me feel professional... er, almost.

Comic Book Guy · Post by **Comic Book Guy** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 3:30 pm

thanks good idea

Suleiman · Post by **Suleiman** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 6:01 pm

i'll tell you. if you thought that comic was funny, wait til you hear my joke. *ahem* so this baby seal walks into a club.
oh man, i kill me. well, thanks again.

ZOMBIE USER 7833 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7833** » Tue Mar 05, 2002 6:10 pm

Oh yeah? Well uh... This guy walks into a bar, and walks up to take his place at a stool. As he goes to sit down he's hears a voice say "Wow, buddy, those khakis look really sharp on you..." He looks confused for a moment, and glances around the bar, trying to find the source of the voice. The bar is filled with people drink and laughing at tables, having a good time, but no one nearby who could have said that. "What kind of shirt is that? Hey.. have you lost weight?" Once again, he's baffled by this, as he can find no source of origin for these comments. Undaunted, he orders a drink from the bartender. "Excellent choice, my friend... say, did you get a haircut?" The man is now at his wits end, and decides to end the mystery. He gets the bartender's attention again asks "Excuse me, I keep hearing voices, do you have any idea what that is?" To which he replies:

"Oh, that's the just peanuts. They're complimentary." *Rimshot*

CoMmEnT23 · Post by **CoMmEnT23** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 8:46 pm

This hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, "Sorry, we don't serve food here!" *Rimshot*

Hellfore · Post by **Hellfore** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 12:53 pm

2 guys are walking down the street, one walks into a bar.... the other ducks.
*BBoooo BBooooo*

ZOMBIE USER 7833 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7833** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 1:06 pm

Ironic, as with today's comic they're now in a bar of sorts. Anyone else feel like posting some "walks into a bar" jokes? Ones that are actually funny would be preferrable. Not like the stupid "Horse walks into a bar, bartender looks up and says 'hey, buddy, why the long face?" sort of jokes. Well, ok fine, those too.

Comic Book Guy · Post by **Comic Book Guy** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 2:57 pm

Ok this is my PATENTED Bar joke

A man walks into a bar he says "ouch"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAZ i'm so funny i make myself laugh

PsychoJester · Post by **PsychoJester** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 7:43 am

This bear walks in a Bar and says I would like a beer ...... And some peanuts.
And the bartender say "whats with the big paws?" Dangit I just realised it isnt funny .. Wait i Will thnak of one 1 second..

[ This Message was edited by: PsychoJester on 2002-03-08 07:44 ]

PsychoJester · Post by **PsychoJester** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 7:52 am

Wait i got it heheeheh..
A bunch of blondes walk into a restaurant celebrating and chanting "28
days, 28 days, it only took us 28 days!!"

Everyone was wondering what took them 28 days and why they were
celebrating. Finally, when the blondes were about to leave, a waitor goes up
and asks "What took you 28 days, why are you celebrating??"

All the blondes say "We just finished a puzzle in 28 days and on the box it said 3-6 years!!!"

ZOMBIE USER 7833 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7833** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 8:57 am

I'm sorry, this thread is for "walked into a bar" jokes only. And you told the one about the blondes wrong, it was supposed to be a toast to the days.

Grasshopper walks into a bar, the bartender looks at him and says "Hey! Y'know, we have a drink named after you!"

"Oh, really?" says the Grasshopper. "You've got a drink named Jim?"

Someone needs to start some kind of serious non-joke related topic before I go insane, by the by.

PsychoJester · Post by **PsychoJester** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 10:25 am

Ok then heres one.
This guy walks into a bar, and he sees this guy with some chili and it looks really good, so He asked the bartender can "I have some chili"
And the Bartender says" Sorry that guy got the last one"
so he asks him "can i have that chili?"(cause it was full all the way)
and the man says yea. So he starts Eating it up and he gets half way there when he sees a rat and pukes all of it back into the bowl.
And the man said " That's how far i got too."

[ This Message was edited by: PsychoJester on 2002-03-08 10:26 ]

ZOMBIE USER 7833 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 7833** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 2:55 pm

Funny thing is, bars don't serve chili. You're terrible at this.

A priest, a rabbi, a Polock, a lawyer, a blonde, a farmer's daughter, and a frog walk into a bar. The bartender looks up and says "What is this, some kind of joke?"

Loserz Erik · Post by **Loserz Erik** » Thu Mar 14, 2002 9:58 am

A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel attached to the front of his pants.

The bartender looks at it and says, "Wow, that looks uncomfortable."

To which the pirate replies, "D'arr, it's drivin' me nuts!"

PsychoJester · Post by **PsychoJester** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 3:52 pm

Speacking of pirates did you see the Sexy Pirate movie?
I's Raited *AARRRGGG*

Hellfore · Post by **Hellfore** » Sat Apr 20, 2002 5:02 am

you completely screwed that joke up man... it goes

Have you seen the new pirate movie?

It's rated RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

THERE!!!! NO SEXY... NO ARG.... GET IT RIGHT

Proffessor · Post by **Proffessor** » Sat Apr 27, 2002 8:44 pm

for the son's 21 birthday.

As they sit down, the father notices an amzingly beautiful blonde sitting at the end of the bar. So he gets his son's attention, "Would you get a load of that one, boy."

So after a few beers, the son decides to look over to see what the blondes up to. As he looks over, she notices his glance and gives him a little wink.

The son freaks out... "Dad! Dad! That hot blone over there just winked at me!"
"Well, son. Calm down, just wink back to the lady."
And so the son threw the blonde a wink.

A few minutes later, the son finally musters the courage to look at the blonde again. This time, as she notices his, she blows him a kiss. "Oh my god, Dad! That blonde lady just blew me a kiss!"
"Well, son. Be a gentleman and blow her a kiss back."
And so the son, very red, looks back at the blonde and blows her a kiss.

A while later, after a few drinks, the son decieded to check out that blonde one more time. As he looks over, he notices that she flashes him! He was in shock! "Dad, Dad! That hot blonde just showed me her breasts! I can't believe it!"
"Well, son, be a man! Show her your nuts!"

So the son turned and looked at the blonde square in the eyes...

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wow that was funny

Man and his son go into a bar...