Jokes, One-liners and whatnot (cuz we need more around here)

Bubble bubble · Post by **Bubble bubble** » Mon Jul 26, 2004 11:54 am

*picks herself up from the shards of the grabde piano and limps over to the bound vampz*

Yay! *huggles him close, plays with his hair, bites him, and gropes indiscriminately* Whoo!! He cannot fight or get away! Yay!

Mavvy! C'mere and tickle his toes with me so we can watch him squuuuuirm! Geehee! ^^

MavvTheThief · Post by **MavvTheThief** » Tue Jul 27, 2004 7:26 am

Really? Thanks! *quickly hobbles over on his knees* Eehehehe! *starts tickling Vampy's feet with feathers*

Bubble bubble · Post by **Bubble bubble** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 8:32 am

You know what I think we should do now???? I think that we should make everyone else in the thread nudey and make them dance in a conga line and they can't do anything about it cause they're not posting!!!

*grumbles* Serves them right.....*huffs and pouts and makes disgruntled noises*

Elseano · Post by **Elseano** » Wed Jul 28, 2004 1:59 pm

hey, I'm here! Well, this is my first post but in this thread, but...hang on....does this mean I have to join some sort of weird nudist conga line now? o.o

MavvTheThief · Post by **MavvTheThief** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 3:40 am

Nopes! Just everyone who hasn't posted in a while. ::pif:: And they'd be well deserving of such an act too. *shakes fists*

I'll give them one more day. *crosses arms all perturbed like*

Bubble bubble · Post by **Bubble bubble** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 10:57 am

I also join you in being perturbed!

*draws pictures on the wall of bunny, and kings, and vampz, and euthanasia, and faceless(he wasn't around long was he) and uses them as dartboards*

Am I missing anyone???

Vampz · Post by **Vampz** » Thu Jul 29, 2004 1:10 pm

*being tied up and forgotten* someone help me

Bubble bubble · Post by **Bubble bubble** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 7:39 am

Look! *points* Someone came back at our nudey conga line threat!

*hastily backs up and erases vampz dart impaled image off the wall* Eheh heh heh ^^;;

*picks up the bound vampz up by the feet and carries him over to mavvs and elseano* I think would should do some kind of devilish evil thing to him as punishment for his abandonment, and since he's all conveniently tied up!! Now, everybody out on your thinking caps!! *puts on a wizard's hat and looks like she's pondering real hard*

Vampz · Post by **Vampz** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:04 pm

*struggles to put on thinking cap as he's limbingly challenged*
*remembers he's a demi-god and darkens the room*
*appears untied with mavv,bubble and elseano tied up*
Aha the tables have turned warriors of ritiousness

Elseano · Post by **Elseano** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 1:09 pm

Heehee! I'm tied up! ^ ^

Vampz · Post by **Vampz** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 2:19 pm

*hange everyone from the celing* Ha Ha Ha i've got you now

Elseano · Post by **Elseano** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 3:37 pm

*Wriggles from side to side, and finally slips from ropes*

*falls*

Owww.....

*walks around in a dazed and concoussed stupour*

Bubble bubble · Post by **Bubble bubble** » Fri Jul 30, 2004 8:27 pm

*swings back and forth in the ropes* Wheeee!! The blood rushing to my head is making me see everything all twirly-whirly!!!! Wheeee!!!!!

...you know, I don't think I've ever been tied up before.......*pouts lips and looks all helpless and innocent* Oh please don't hurt me. I am powerless and in your mercy...*flutters lashes piteously*

Vampz · Post by **Vampz** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 3:17 am

*knoks out elsaeno* stupid person *starts digging a botemless pit to throw mavv and bubble in*

MavvTheThief · Post by **MavvTheThief** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 4:17 am

Wooo...a bit woozy...and confused...what went on? What happened to the dancing? *notices he's tied up* O.o Was I just molested too? Oh! Heya Bubbles. How's it hanging?

Vampz · Post by **Vampz** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 8:46 am

Whoo digging a bottemless pit is hard

Elseano · Post by **Elseano** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 11:36 am

No it's not! I dug one only yesterday - it took me just under five minutes to finish it. DIG FASTER!!!

MavvTheThief · Post by **MavvTheThief** » Sat Jul 31, 2004 10:34 pm

Really? Five minutes? Can you show me how to dig like you? *eyes go all cute and bubbly*

Elseano · Post by **Elseano** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 4:35 am

Well first, you'll need a magic spade. You can usually find these at your local spade outlet, sometimes called a spadery. Next, you get an army of imps. These will do all the digging. Now sit back and relax as they dig the bottomless pit.

If this doesn't work, there shall be no refunds.

*does that shifty eyes thing*

Bubble bubble · Post by **Bubble bubble** » Sun Aug 01, 2004 10:16 am

* pokes a protest sign out between the coils of rope*

Free the imps!! Free the imps!! Down with magical slave labour!!

...All the bood in my head is making me see such pretty colours...

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