Jokes, One-liners and whatnot (cuz we need more around here)

[MavvTheThief]

....
*shrugs* Oh well.
!!! I can move now! Yay! *checks himself out in mirror* Lookin' good.

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Glad you like my artistic visions!

[Bubble bubble]

*snekas up behind bunny and mavvy in front of the mirror and makes lewd faces at them behind thier backs, then gives mavv bunny ears so he looks so very silly*

hmmm....

*gives buns a wet willy for hitting her with a paintball* =P

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Ack!!! *Loses the power of speech from shock so resorts to making aggravated noises at Bubbles*

Rowr!! *Brandishes paintball gun again and reloads... grinning evilly*

[MavvTheThief]

Noooo! *protects the Bubbly one* I shall endure the blows for thee! For I lack all any sensation! *braces for paintball impact*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

*Has loaded the gun with homing balls (Laughs immaturely at the amusing images that conjured up) which proceed to go around Mavv and explode on Bubbles*

Muahahaha!!

[Bubble bubble]

*sighs dramatically* Oh! My hero!! *clings dramatically to mavvs arm as dramatic music plays and looks up at him with wondering eyes*

Your so brave, mavvies!

*a piece of dirt flies into her eye from all the wind that was fluttering mavv's hair and starts poking at her eyeball with her finger, thus temporarily blinding herself* stupid dirt.

[The_Ink_Bunny]

*Proceeds to splatter the landscape with pink paint*

*Runs out of paintballs*

Wow.. the world is very.... pink....

I like it! *Frolics through the pinkness*

[Bubble bubble]

*tries to dislodge dirt as well as pink paint from her eyeball*

:sigh: You know all this pink is remindingly me terribly of pepto-bismol

*surveys the room then redocorates in plush red velvet fabrics and over-stuffed chesterfields and large leather chairs, then paints the walls black*

Ahhh, better.

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Ack!! *Redecorates again in gaudy shades of orange and green and throws large bean-bag chairs all over the place*

[MavvTheThief]

It was my duty as a knight of honor! I exist to protect those in need! *Hold up sword shimmeringly polishedness and blinds himself with sun rays*

Ack! *rubs eyes to then discover the room has changed* Weeee! Purtty colours!

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Glad someone shares my taste in interior decorating! *Slumps down into a bean-bag and slowly sinks into it*

Ack!!

[Bubble bubble]

*chokes from the profusion of orange and green* Ack! No! Mine eyes!!

*covers eyes and runs into a closet, shaking and sweating and rocking back and forth chanting "it was just a dream. A dream. I didn't really see such a room"*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

*Turns the light on in the closet, revealing it to be painted with murals of colourful clowns, and then bolts the door shut.*

[MavvTheThief]

You're so cruel. But I think I liked the pink better. *paints room pink and purple* Bweeeee! Now that's purddy!

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Meh its no InkBunny Original, but It'll do..

[MavvTheThief]

Hehe! Are ya' gonna let Bubbles out now? I think she deserves a glimpse of this room before anything happens to it. You know, just in case.

[Bubble bubble]

...


*screams 'til the walls shake* Not clowns!!!! No! Not clowns!!! *shakes and trembles and twitches and turns into a gibbering madbubble*

[MavvTheThief]

Oh good. She's gone. *lets out the Bubbles* There ya' gooo!

[Bubble bubble]

*eye twitches and mummbles incoherently and stares unseeing*