THE ULTIMATE QUESTION!!!....!

[Bubble bubble]

Oh do not doubt my Jhonny-love! I just think Orlando's yummy, but what's Calcium Kid?

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I didn't know mavv was a ninja bandit! =D Neat!

[MavvTheThief]

Hello? Thief? It practically describes it in my name!


But on to more important matters...
Orlando is bishie all the way! Elven hair or not! Why in the nine hells don't think he's cute and what's this Calcium Kid thing, Bunny-kins?

[The_Ink_Bunny]

"The Calcium Kid" is a film Orlando is in, that I personally havent seen but have seen the trailers for, where he plays an English (OMG LAUGHABLE ATTEMPT AT THE ACCENT!!) boxer, who drinks like 5 pints of milk a day so his bones are super strong and he can fight well. Its just pathetic, and he has like a mullet thing with curly hair, and is all unshaven and stuff. The complete opposite of how he looks as Legoless.. I mean Legless.. I mean Legolas...

[MavvTheThief]

*glares* Dat not fun fun. You blaspheme against Orlando no longer! You will convert or I shall brand you with a mark of shames! *pulls out metal heated cattle prod*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

You can torture me all you want but I shall never bow to your unpretty god!! *Clings to shrine of Johnny Depp* Save me oh beautiful lord!!

[MavvTheThief]

He will not heed your call for you are not worthy! Only those that respect the hotness of those that are obviously hotness will be granted such gifts of grace! But you lack the respect for the Elfy lord! For that you are to be shamed and scarred forever! *attacks*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Never!! *Bolts for the nearest Ink Bunny hole, of which is too big for Mavv but just big enough for her to fit down*

*Hides in the hole* Pant-pant you shall never get me!!

[MavvTheThief]

Go my weasle children! Fetch the prey so that she may be properly punished! *shouts down hole* Hope you got some passages in there! *cackles evilly*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

*Listens to the weasels blowing up thanks to the convenient Anti-Weasel mines she just placed*

You were saying?

[Bubble bubble]

Owwie.

That wasn't the weasels, that was me! *rubs her bruised self* I tried to follow you so that I could more gently convert you, b-but instead *sniffle* you-you BLEW ME UP!!! Whaa!! Bunny's so mean!!

*hobbles over to a couch and hugs johnny doll for comfort*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Either way you were still trying to convert me, and I shall not be moved!!

Sorry anyway Bubbles, didnt mean to blow you up so badly..

[MavvTheThief]

-.-;;

*sends in the moles!*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

*Listens to the moles that enter the hole blow up from Anti-Mole mines, and the ones that try tunnelling in hit the iron plated walls*

Yay for planning ahead!!

[MavvTheThief]

*kachak* Say hello to nukees then! *ka-fires into the hole*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

*Digs down into the secret underground bunker left there by.. someone.. and closes the handy door, thus blocking out all effects of the nuclear bomb*

If your Elven god was so great surely he'd be giving you better methods of converting me?

[MavvTheThief]

You're right! *shrinks and teleports into the bomb shelter* Now! Convert! *assaults with bewitching spells*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Never!! *Resists the spells and counter attacks with demonic fury-zaps whist cartwheeling around the room*

[MavvTheThief]

Shikigami! Goooo! *shikigami attacks and defends Mavvy*

[Bubble bubble]

*sneaks into the room through a tiny air vent and uses her new Demi-God of Bum powers to make mavvy grab bunn'ys bum...and squeeze*

Let's all be friends. Bum-grabbing friends

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Well at least he's not trying to convert me! *Conjures a little demon to restrain the weird thing Mavv summoned up*