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[Bubble bubble]

*glares at elseano and comes at him, suddenly putting the tip of a longsword at his throat*

Stay thine putrid breath, cur most foul! Durst though to speak in vile contempt of the brilliance that hath been granted upon mine benefactor???

*narrows eyes dangerously*

[Elseano]

*Is scared stiff of bubbles startling vocabulary*

Meep. Please don't hurt me..!

[Bubble bubble]

*smiles triumphantly and pokes elseano with a finger to watch him go tumbling backwards, then goes back to meekly fanning vampz*

[Elseano]

Awww........can't you fan me instead? I have gummy bears!

*waves pack of gummy bears in the air* See? Aren't they shiny?

[Bubble bubble]

*the fan goes limp and she stares transfixed at the gummy bears, she takes a small step towards them* B-but..thou art NOT mine master..

*stares with longing at the gummy bears, her mind goihng frantic with gummy bear fantasies* I..no..I musn't!

:whimper: *loomks at vampz, then the gummy bears, then vampz, then launches herself at the gummy bears, and fans elseano with one hand while stuffing gummy bears in her mouth with the other*

--several minutes later--

*she fans elseano with one hand while making a gummy bear village with the other*

This is Mrs. BumbleBelly and she is having an affair with the town drunk because she was abused as a child and has been taught that getting beaten is a sign of affaection. She's a bad, and sad lady. *eats Mrs. BumbleBelly* Andf this is the mayor. He steals the money that's supposed to go to the orphanage becuase in his teens he was beat up by thugs from the orphanage and is now taking out his suppressed rage on all the innocents* He's a bad man. *eats the mayor* Hrm...why does the town look so small.....?

[Vampz]

*Glaers at bubble and pulls out a gummy bear palace compleate with gummy bear royal family and servants*

Oh bubbles

[Elseano]

Damn you vampz! You have superior gummybear -ness! >.<

[Vampz]

Hahahaha bubble is mine

[Elseano]

Damn you! Now I shall have to destroy you with my psychic powers! *makes vampz float up in the air and sin around*

bwahhaha!

[Bubble bubble]

*busy "playing with" (eating) the gummy bear palace and comepletely oblivious to the war raging around her*

[Vampz]

You forget i'm the demi-god of shadows feel my wrath

*Materializes a whisp of shadow around elseano*

Hahahaha you cannot beat me mortal

[Elseano]

Pah! Your puny shadows cannot defeat me!

*Materialises lots of orbs of psychic energy and makes them fly into Vampz*

Hahahah!

[Vampz]

*Forces a shadow field around himself then hurls it at elseano*

Stick this in your pipe and smoke it

[Elseano]

gah!

*lies on the ground, playing dead*

*rises up with glowy scary psychic eyes and shoots weird psynergy-lightning stuff at vampz*

[Vampz]

*Gets hit and is sent to the other side of the thread*

*Staggers up*

Is that all you got

*Turns the thread pitch black*

Come on

*Pulls up the ground benith elseanos feet*

Hahaha

[Elseano]

*Lights up darkness with eery glow from eyes*
*spots vampz*

Aha!

*flying kicks Vampz into the ground and then holds him there with plasma-rope thingies*

Hahah! Now you can never escape!

[Vampz]

*Kicks elseano in the stomach and gets free, makes thick shadows appear over his eyes*

Hahhaha

[Elseano]

Gah!

Grrr, that's it.

*vanquishes vampz back into another dimension*

Now you can never get back!

[Vampz]

I'll get you one dayyyyyyyyyyyyy........

[Elseano]

Pfft. Yeah, whatever...