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Ok. well i was wandering around yesterday and i came across this pretty funny (well in my opinion) prayer. its called prayer for the stressed.

Grant me the serenity to accept the things i cannot change,
the courage to change the things i cannot accept,
and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those people i had to kill today because they pissed me off.

And also, help me to be careful of the toes i step on today as they may be connected to the ass that i have to kiss tomorrow.

Help me to always grive 100% at work...

12% on Monday
23% on Tuesday
40% on Wdnesday
20% on thursday
5% on friday

and help me to remember...
When i'm having a really bad day,
and it seems that people are trying to piss me off,
that it takes 42 muscles to frown and only 4 to extend my middle finger and tell them to bite me!

Amen

You know Damned master killer is gonna kill you for taffing his sig he's not called master killer for nothing

I cant kill damned i like him to much

I thought you said you hate Damned and by the way shes a girl Damned i mean