Has anyone ever thought about that ..

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Fix your lamp Kings, in the name of all that is sacred and er... something!

Although candles are cooler, theyre a bit pants when it comes to light-aspects, and I cant light one to save my life, it refuses to go onto the wick thing and just flicks back and burns ME instead... stupid flame-retardant candles...

[MavvTheThief]

Try waxin' your fingers. That may help with the burns. Or just to be neat...
*plays with his own candles*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

*Makes fingers out of wax*

I think I missed the mark on this one...

[MavvTheThief]

No...you pretty much did as I expected...

*chews on the wax fingers*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Yay for predictibility!!!

*Twizzles finger in ear.. * hmmm run out of wax, but you seem to be enjoying it Mavv..

Hooray for grossness!!

[MavvTheThief]

It itchy tasty. Like old guy skin flakes...*chew chews*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Hey! You mean to say my earwax tastes like old mans skin flakes?

How dare you insult my culinary delights!! Dont make me zap you again..

[MavvTheThief]

Eek! Alright! Alright! It tastes like Love Cream Ice Cream. Please just don't hurt me. *afeared*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Lol YAY!!! Now all I have to do is find a way to mass produce the ice-cream and we're set for life!

*think think think think think...... Idea!*

Hey Mavv?...

[MavvTheThief]

Uh oh...
*hesitates*
Y..yeah? Wha...what is it?
*cowers*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Heehee... I was just wondering whether you'd have any ideas on how to make enough of this stuff to sell to the entire world...

[MavvTheThief]

Oh! Well in that case, yes I do! Just give me a sec though, 'kay? *goes into bathroom*....FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP FAP! OOOOH YESSS! *comes out with a barrel full of the one and only ingredient* If you want more you'll have to wait an hour...

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Hoorah!! *Proceeds to package it and send it off to the first few supermarkets*

An hour? I demand faster results!! *Puts Pirates of the Carribean on repeat with everything but Johnny and Orlando cut out* That should speed things up.

[MavvTheThief]

....
*gobbles down some food, enters the bathroom and comes out with two tons of Love Cream* Huff huff. That...was...exhausting...Just give me...at least...20 minutes then...*pants*

[The_Ink_Bunny]

*Ships the Love-Cream off to Japan where it becomes an instant hit*

Hmm *Reads lists of orders* We're gonna need about 700000000 tons of the stuff in about.. half an hour... It seems its more popular than I expected!

[MavvTheThief]

What!? I can do that! Rack up the prices and make some pre-order lists! I still need 5 more minutes at least! You better have some more bishie though when I'm ready.

[The_Ink_Bunny]

Oh yeah, your wish is my command, name a preferred Bishie and I shall go hence and find the ahm.. "appropriate material"

[Bubble bubble]

bloop bloop.

I vote for mmm.....*sigh* I just can't decide.

[MavvTheThief]

Sephiroth, Cloud Strife, and Yoko Kurama! If you get me even a tad of chest or a shape of bum you'd definately get your orders filled. Anything more and you'd have enough surplus to to feed the world a million times over!

[Tenthousandkings]

Oh dear lord this is just sick and wrong >.< *becomes a eunich* *Dies a virgin*