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So... Considering my avid passion for yaoi/shounen ai, I've decided to join the recent trend and make a fanfic that summarizes all of the possible and impossible couples in, you guessed it, Arcana ^_^
In case you were wondering, I got the inspiration from: http://www.fanfiction.net/read.php?storyid=937228
Although hers is probably funnier ;p Oh well.
Be gentle since this is my first fanfiction ever, and I'm all for feedback and criticism of any sort! I'm posting it here since I'm such a feedback whore in the first place, anyway I'll probably get around to posting it in the fanfiction section, if the comments are good.
And now, on with the story:


Vincent X Holden

Vincent: Well hello Holden, aren’t we looking delicious today? (grin)
Holden: Leave me alone, you vampiric bastard you.
Vincent: My my, is that a way to treat an ol’ lover? *gropes*
Holden: No, Vincent, don’t!… Oh well. *succumbs (un)willingly*
(We hear the brattling of whips)

Adonis X Vincent (pre-transformation)

Adonis: Now, Vince, bring me that spiked club.
Vincent: *_*
Adonis: Good. Now, bend.
(We hear sobs and sadistic laughter)

Vincent X Adonis (Guess when)

Vincent: Now, Adonis, bring me that spiked club. (slight grin)
Adonis: 0_0
Vincent: Good boy (pat pat). Now, bend Holden.
(We hear sobs and sadistic laughter)

Dominick X Holden

Dominick: *dreamingly* Oh, Holden, my dear childhood friend who I love so very much and yet wish to screw on a bed of roses until dawn rises and we’re both covered in sweat, breathing frantically and wishing for the moment to never end!
Holden: (cough) Yes, Dom?
Dominick: Want to, ahem, hit the grocery shop?
Holden: …Are you sure that’s all you wanted to say?
Dominick: Uh-huh.
Holden: …
(We hear a silent sigh, and the sound of footsteps)

Tobias X Dominick (What?? It could happen!)

Tobias: Dominick, fetch me that pile of papers.
Dominick: Here you go, sensei.
Tobias: Dominick…
Dominick: Yes sensei?
Tobias: Would you please stop calling me sensei?
Dominick: Yes, sensei.
Tobias: *sighs* Oh well, at least he can swallow a banana whole. (slight smirk)
(We hear the rustle of pages falling to the ground)

Caine X Holden (We’re on to the hypothetical couples now ^.^;;)

Caine: If anyone touches Holden, he’s dead.
Holden: Stop it Caine, you’re scaring all my potential partners.
Caine: Where? Where? Who’s touching my honey-buns?
Holden: …
(We hear… Oh, I’m tired of making sound effects. Go away.)

Sloane X Holden (Notice how Holden is always the uke? I don’t think that’s a coincidence ^_~)

Sloane: How did god ever create someone as lovely as you, cookie?
Holden: *blushes* Oh Sloane, stop it…
Sloane: …
Holden: What? No, go on.
Sloane: Then get naked.
Holden: Hmm… OK!
(We hear the sound of a light switch being pressed)

Caine X Azriel

Azriel: Caine, give me some of that puck-rock lovin’.
Caine: Az, I thought you’d never ask. *reaches out to pull her close*
Azriel: But only if you call Harper.
Caine: … Oh Harp!
Harper: Hmm?
Azriel: Jump on the bandwagon.
Harper: Ooh, a threesome! I get to be on to-op! *jumps on Caine*
(We hear people moving around, and then the sound of clothes being taken rapidly off)

Caine X Kisoka

Kisoka: Caine, that was quite a performance. Too bad Harper didn’t strip in the end.
Caine: You know, you do look kind of cute in that light...
Kisoka: Really? *blushes*
Caine: Wanna bang?
Kisoka: *shrugs*
(We hear running towards backstage)

Azriel X Kisoka (Kisoka X Azriel?)

Azriel: I never get dates.
Kisoka: Neither do I. Probably because I’m secretly in love with you… Oops.
Azriel: O.o
Kisoka: Well, now that that’s out in the open… Any dildoes?
(We hear the sound of me puking. Sorry.)

Vincent X Kisoka (Isn’t she popular tonight?)

Vincent: I hate you, you’re just full of it. Walking around like you own Holden.
Kisoka: Oh, and I like don’t? Stupid prick.
Vincent: I ought to sink my teeth into that pearly-white neck of yours, wench.
Kisoka: Try and get me, vampire-boy. *stands in a menacing position*
Vincent: Listen, miss I’m-too-good-to-die, I will do whatever I want, whenever I want, and you will not boss me around like some piece of harpy meat.
Kisoka: You look awfully hot when you’re angry, vampire-boy.
Vincent: *coughs* And you… You’re not too bad yourself, wench.
Kisoka: Fancy a quickie?
Vincent: Do I ever? (evil smirk)
(We hear muffled voices and some mild swearing, followed by steady banging sounds)

Vincent X Caine

Vincent: Caine… *rattles his shoulder a bit*
Caine: Wha? Who? Where?… Oh… It’s you… IT’S YOU??
Vincent: *shakes his head in frustration* No, it’s the tooth fairy.
Caine: What are you doing here? (frown)
Vincent: Well, remember I said you were quite adorable? I’ve come to collect.
Caine: … Do I have a say in it?
Vincent: No. I’m sure that any feelings of resentment you have towards me will disappear in a jiffy once we start having rough and violent sex, involving a lot of s&m toys.
Caine: Yey, toys.
(We hear… You know it ^-~)

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Well, there it was... Hope no one found it offending in any way. It's all in good humour, or at least it was intended to be.

ROFLMAO

THAT WAS GREAT!!! heh, wonderful coupling, though I could think of a few more heh, wonderful, I loved it, and perfect touch of humor to this forum (we're all too kinky not to NOT to like that, heh (oy, did that just make sense o_0)) heh, very good, and may I be the first to welcome you very happily to the Arcana forum *starts dragging Sana_Chan over to the Kinky topic* you belong over here *grins*

My my, the title of the most kinky person on this forum is now with Sana_Chan.
Quite an entr

*falls over giggling* That was so great. I think I like the DomxHolden one best (possibly because it's the most likely to happen in that way n.n). Quite the entrance indeed. Welcome!!

oo, oo, Kelly are you giving us little hints to very vivid, passionate, possible romantic love scenes between Dom and Holden? *is hoping so, and still wishing she can have Sloane when they break up*

Nah, the formula would be more like:

Dom: *says something suggestive*
Holden: *Sweatdrop/glare*
Dom: *sweatdrop/diverts attention*
Holden: Riiiiight...

darn...can we still hope for nice passionate love later then? *is ever optimistic*

i LOVE IT!!!!!! its soooo funny! *continues to roll around on the floor laughing (i do that alot lately...)*

Welcome to the forum! Always a pleasure to meet a fellow newbie.

I await your arrival to the kinky forum, Sana_Chan.

It's a little disconcerting that the new queen of kinky is named "Sana-chan". I never pictured her namesake partaking in such events. ^^ But disconcerting can be closely related to kinky. Welcome, Sana-chan! *applauds your genius*

*bubble eyes*
am i still the princess of kinky?

Maybe we can have two Queens. But you're definitely the most actively involved with your subjects, Kitty. ^__^

I never suspected Sloane would be willingly turned by Vincent !!!!!!!!

Sana-chan... GAH!

I don't want to see the relation between KoDoCha and the kinky forum, please now.

IT BURNS! *covers eyes*

Thanks a lot for all the kind reviews!
It really makes me happy knowing that you guys enjoyed that... thing, and I gladly accept the title of the 'Queen of Kinkyness", and promise to use it wisely and help all the hungry children in the world.
*bows*

And I guess I'll see all of you around... Under the kinky subject as well ^_~

Laters.