jojo's comic

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Sun Nov 10, 2002 11:42 pm

CLAIMER!!!: this is mine and if you take ANYTHING from it without my permission kitty will hunt you down and gut you like a fish!!!! *cough cough* now... for a very funny part of jojo's beautifully drawn and thought up story *jojo rolls her eyes and sighs "you had to put that didnt you?"*
Kitty: *smiles innocently* i dont know what your talking about
jojo: shutup....

AND NOW FOR *drumroll* RIBBON!!!!!!!!!! kitty: wee!!! i'm in this one!!!!

Remus and jocelyn were kissing for the first time. jocelyn screams silently in her mind 'no! i shouldnt be doing this'. jocelyn suddenly freezes and the only sounds you can hear are jocelyns 'urk..." and remus "yeah!" as he does a peace sign.
jocelyn laughs monotonously "hahahahahahaha......"
Remus "right..." and then says quietly "why does my mind think this will not bode well" as a sweatdrop appears.

Jocelyn walking down a hallway. all you can hear are the slight "clak" of her boots thinking "i dreamed it right? that didnt happen... it couldnt have... theres no way i'd allow myself to be kissed by such a ....
"That did not happen! that did not happen!" she suddenly shouted through many tears.
Kitty, very annoyed friend, "'that did not happen?' What the hell are you talking about!?"
jocelyn just stands there and cries
"That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
That did not happen
EEEK!!!!!!"
kitty just stands there and says "Uh... everyone is staring......"
Adolf(a guy who has a crush on jocelyn) just stands and scratches his head.
Then remus said soothingly "I'm sorry that it hurts you so much my lady, but it did happen"
jocelyn sniffs and then the doomed hands-to-face-with-blanched-expression appeared on her face.
'I'm doomed!!!It didnt happen it didnt happen! if word gets out....!'
she thought sadly.
Kitty put her hand to her cheek and strokes thoughtfully and blushes as she thinks dirty little thoughts.
"hmm.... it didnt happen and it did.... hmm...."
Points the finger of justice "Gotcha!" she shouts
the sky grows black as jocelyn thinks sadly to herself ' i'm doomed....!'
Then kitty shouts triumphantly..........

TUNE IN NEXT POST FOR
"the plot, like gravy, thickens"

ZOMBIE USER 12076 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12076** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 12:06 am

Kitty, did you by any chance consume larger than usual doses of caffeine and/or sugar today? Oh, wait - it was the catnip, wasn't it? Who let you get into that? ^__^

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 12:12 am

Continuation of "The plot, like gravy, thickens"
Chapter Two... "Add the mashed potatoes"

"YOU TWO BROKE UP!!!" She cried and jocelyn faints, all you can see are her feet dangling in the air. Remus sighs with a sweatdrop next to his head and thinks "What a moron..."

Kitty stares at the suspended feet with question marks hovering around her head "jocelyn?" she murmurs quietly (slower than a turtle)
Then Allie, the smart one, appears and says with vexation "Kitty, we need to have a chat"
"Why...?" kitty responded slyly.
Allie whispers into kitties ear as she blushes happily.
Kitty thinks to herself "i can keep secrets, i just dont want to!" before screaming to the entire school
"HEY EVERYONE!!!! GUESS WHAT!!!!!!!!! JOCELYN AND REMUS ARE......!!!!!!!! GAY!!!!!!!"
jocelyn has refainted as remus falls to the ground as allie thought to herself "how did she manage to gather that....?" as she said
"I knew she was dense but....."
Remus stood up angrily and shouted "Do you honestly think that i of all people....!!!!!!!!" when kitty interrupted
"Gay means happy, you two are a happy couple!"
Remus mutters darkly "Suk tana nu den dala non." (dont ask)
And kitty cheerfully responded with hearts and little candies and butterflies in sparkly and glittery background
"i have no idea what that means but i can tell your happy that i exposed it to the entire world and the entire school!!!!"
And Jocely cried "But i hate remus" and remus sobs in the background "i hope you dont mean that..."
Kitty, still with sparkles and other miscelinious shiny objects in the background says "I know you love him. You cant phase me! I see how you eye each other in class (i wanna be a reporter!) (ah, true love *stars for eyes, hearts floating in the background, you get the idea*)
Jocelyn casts a teleportation spell and dissapears with a shff and an "i'm leaving!"

Kitty rubs up to a silent remus and says sweetly "Dont you love her? I see you undressing her with your eyes... come on.... admit it...."
Remus thinks silently to himself "she made jocelyn go away...."
Remus gives kittya killer glint in his eyes as kitty says as sweetly as possible, holding a microphone as close as possible to his mouth "Dont hate, just tell me your feelings into this microphone. I wont tell a soul...." *fingers crossed behind back (all lies)*

thats it for ch 2!!!! stayed tuned for ch 3 "Dont forget the chives!!!"

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 12:17 am

you know jojo did write this.... with a little help from me..... its true i typed this, being high on catnip, but jojo did write the story, not me.
jojo: you make it sound like i've dissapeared..... *sniffle* you meanie....

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 12:41 am

Continuation of Ch 2 "add the mashed potatoes"
now for Chapter 3 "Dont forget the chives!!!"

Allie grabbs kitty before remus kills her and mutters darkly "Why do i always have to save your carcass!" as kitty shouts, as if on drugs "Wait! i didnt get the story" and allie drags her away.

[Meanwhile in a room on the other side of the school...]
*boohoo* *sniff* *sniffle* "It did happen....." A door creaked quietly behind jocelyn as she called out softly "Who's there?"
The boy smiled as he murmured softly "Its a good friend"
She smiled and said happily "Oh, Adolf. Its you, thank goodness"
Jocelyn gasped suddenly (jojo: i cant believe i'm putting something like this on the internet of all places.... Kitty: I told you, this is like a 60 on the kinkyness scale... jojo: kitty, this is a 10 not a 60. Kitty: Whatever, whats the difference?[peanut gallery responds: 50!!!!]) as Adolf roughly kisses her soft lips passionatly, a lustful glint lay in his firey eyes.
(Kinky Forum: I don't care if she doesn't like him go go go !!!!!)
The door slams suddenly. And Remus enters boldy, to the deseprate "mffs" of Jocelyn's lips being pressed violently against Adolf's.
Remus's eyes fill with tears as he sees the look upon the "fucking bastard's" face. When Jocelyn was released by Adolf, he whispers quietly, "I'm sure you enjoyed that much more than..."
Jocelyn whispered angrily, "You're worser than Remus. Let go of me!"
Suddenly, a blow to the cheek sent Adolf sprawling to the ground. Adolf murmured quietly, "Bastard." As he picked himself up and stared at Remus quietly.
With great anger, Remus grabbed Adolf by the collar and dragged him across the floor, to the (dum dum dum) janitor's closet.
(Kinky Forum: Yeah! Go Remus Go! Give It To Him!!!!! Fuck him hard!!!)
(*Kitty shakes head quietly, and pulls out flags shouting, "GO REMUS GO!!!"*)
Remus mutters darkly as he throws the bastard inside, "Now we'll see who gets the girl, Adolf."
(Kinky Forum: Awww...they're not going in there for what we wanted....)

That's it for Chapter Three: "Don't forget the Chives"
Stay tune for Chapter Four: "Salsa Baby, and for the sake of it, add sour cream!"

ZOMBIE USER 12076 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12076** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 12:46 am

LOL. Very creative, Jojo. I 'specially enjoyed the comments made by the kinky forum, collectively.

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 12:50 am

Jojo: Yes,...we ALL did.... 8)
That's all for this morning, we'll update when the sun is in the sky...(It's almost three am for us)
*Kitty bounces off the walls* "I'm not tired! I'm not tired!!
Jojo: Clearly she has had too much catnip....Adios, amigo.

ZOMBIE USER 12483 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12483** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 8:18 am

LOL, that is very amusing *runs to join in with the Kinky Forum's collective commenting* heh

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:04 am

Schiess!!!!!!Schiess!!!Shchiess!!!! I hate this damn fucking freak'n shitty crap!!!!! WAAAAAAAA!!! I....just typed it all up....and....it deleted it.......
(Schiess means "shit" in German)

(*Breathes deeply*) okay, I'm going to type it....again!
Continuation of Chapter Three: Don't forget the Chives!
Chapter Four: Salsa baby, and for the heck of it, add the sour cream!

Ten minutes after Remus dragged Adolf into the closet, Kitty finally finds where the scoop is.
She shouts being very upset, "I'm missing the action in there! If there's a fight, I wanna see! The right for Jocelyn's love!"
Jocelyn looks at her curiously, "Love?"
(Kinky Forum: Yes...Yes! Go in the closet and heat it up Kitty!!!)
(Kitty wishes that she had control of her whip and handcuffs, but Jojo has taken all priority over weapons... and stuffed them in a safe)

Remus pokes his head out triumphantly and smiles. Giving a victorious peace sign, Remus said happily, "Yes! I won!"
Jocelyn looks at Remus quietly, and smiles, thinking quietly to herself, "I'm glad he's okay..."
Kitty pounces on the victourious startled Remus, and asks happliy, "How does it feel to win?"
Remus answers with a confused, "Huh?"
Forgetting about Kitty entirely, Remus turns his head towards his girl.
"Helloooo! I'm talking here!" Kitty shouts at him angrily.
Jocelyn looks back at him quietly, and smiles.

(Jibaku....do you have any dynamite?)
Jibaku: Looks about his cluttered apartment....(Looks just like Dom's!) and says triumphantly, "NOt a stick!"
Kitty: .... Lil Wolf, do you have any...?
Lil Wolf: *searches pockets* *pulls out lint, chewed up gum, used condoms, and one, amazingly fresh piece of dynamite.*
Lil Wolf: Yes, I do.
Kitty: To the safe! (Using the pointed finger of justice!)
(By the way, I only add people to the story that actually reply to my comic. So far, I've only had two, for the 19 other viewers, write me!)

Jocelyn and Remus share a cuddle moment, and Jocelyn murmurs softly, "Remus...You're safe..."
Kitty waves her arms violently in anger and shouts, "Bambar, Where are you!!!!!"
(Bambar is a friend of Remus that loves cameras of all designs and shapes. Kitty and him are reporters that work for the school newspaper, and she uses his skills of fighting to keep her safe from the rage of those whom she takes her stories from for her gossip column.)
Jocelyn was very nervous in Remus's arms, her face heated up uncontrollably. She grabbed his arm, and held it tightly. Remus looked down at her quietly, as she murmured softly, "Don't...get hurt again..."
He put a hand to her cheek and whispered back, "Do not worry about me. You're all that is important."
Kitty cries, looking at them pathetically, "Please...wait till the camera gets here.... I've never made the front page.... Where's Bambar when I need him!" Kitty sobs as Adolf slowly and weakly walks out of the closet. He thinks darkly to himself, "You haven't won yet, Remus..."
Kitty looks at him sadly and says, "Bambar would be clicking away...if he were here!"
Kitty grumbles angirly, and mutters with irritation, "I'm finding that fucking bastard,....NOW!"

That's it for Chapter Four: Salsa baby, and for the heck of it, sour cream too!
Tune in for Chapter Five: Mustard, Ketchup (catsup), and Chocolate, Oh My!

Dracoboy · Post by **Dracoboy** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:31 am

>.>
<.<
my my, this is an interesting story, and funny too.

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:38 am

*jojo cheers with little pink pom poms*
weee!!!!!!!! you love me! you realy love me!!!! (this was added by kittygirl)

Dracoboy · Post by **Dracoboy** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:43 am

weee!!!!!!!! you love me! you realy love me!!!!

Like you didn't know that already *is in nice-mood*

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 9:45 am

jojo: awww............ thats so sweet...... *throws candy*
kitty: CANDY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Dracoboy · Post by **Dracoboy** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 10:05 am

*gathers all the candy putting it in his mouth all at once*
Phweee...andy.... delifiuof

ZOMBIE USER 12076 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12076** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 10:18 am

Jibaku: Looks about his cluttered apartment....(Looks just like Dom's!)

Ack! Kitty, you weren't supposed to tell!! >.<

and says triumphantly, "NOt a stick!"

And, dang, I had no idea I was out of dynamite. I'm glad you made me look around. It would be terrible to be caught empty handed again!!! 6_6

*runs off to restock*

Dracoboy · Post by **Dracoboy** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 10:21 am

(Kinky Forum: Yeah! Go Remus Go! Give It To Him!!!!! Fuck him hard!!!)
(*Kitty shakes head quietly, and pulls out flags shouting, "GO REMUS GO!!!"*)
Remus mutters darkly as he throws the bastard inside, "Now we'll see who gets the girl, Adolf."
(Kinky Forum: Awww...they're not going in there for what we wanted....)

You know, i really was thinking that.
Don't know if i should be proud of that

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 10:28 am

just you wait.... hehehe...... i plan to get to know your apartment much better *hides and waits under bed covers* hehehe
*jojo wonders to herself why he said kitty had seen his apartment when it was her*

ZOMBIE USER 12076 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12076** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 10:29 am

I think the kinky forum comments have been dead on thus far.

*glomps dracoboy* Take pride in your hentai mind! It's been painstakingly corrupted.

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 10:32 am

kitty: i like corruption!
Jojo: it tastes good, i like revenge a little bit better though 8)

Dracoboy · Post by **Dracoboy** » Mon Nov 11, 2002 10:34 am

I'm a sucker for revenge, but it's not very much apriciates around here.