random crap (::The Kinky Topic::)

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 8:24 pm

*blink* *blink* ........

I really shouldn't have seen that.

ZOMBIE USER 12483 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12483** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 3:47 am

ooooo o.o wow, didn't actually think anyone would do the butt plug....after that everythings easy till you get to my test

(which I got some really sweet ideas from a friend last night, heh, can't wait *grins evily*) anyway...wtg hun ^_^ *hugs atheil and gives him a few asprin* now gundam sure seems to be the most likely to complete all of this easily and with flying colors...prepared for everything it seems, even brings his own toys, heh will have to come up with something extra special for him....heh *wanders off to make some sketches of a contraptioin she wants built, grinning evily*

Dracoboy · Post by **Dracoboy** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 7:17 am

gundam wrote:am i the only person not afraid of a lil ol butt plug? *squirts some lube back there* hehehe.

-__-; You're not suposed to be so eager....
Since you sound so experienced with those butt thingies you can do it yourself *hands Gundam the XL-sized one*

God, I hope not all our newbies are like that...otherwise where's the fun for us?

*pops out itchy paddle* Hehehe... lets see if they like this! :p

Kagami · Post by **Kagami** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 8:05 am

*pokes head in* hi all!! i'm new here!!

ZOMBIE USER 12232 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12232** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 8:31 am

*decides to go hide behind draco* oooh.... lookie! an eager newbie!

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 9:44 am

*Crescentlady switches to Mr. Hyde mode* *scary dark look appears on face* *grins with malice in her eyes* (Kitty!!!!! (isis) get out the way of the screen!!!!!) Heh heh..... Who's first? *holds whip and cracks it viciously*

Gundam · Post by **Gundam** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 12:21 pm

*swirls head of plug around a few times back there* so i'm too eager eh? hmmm... would you like it if i struggled more?

*plunges plug in hard, squeeling in delight* you'll have to find something a lil scarier then this, then. *pumps it in and out a few times before tossing it back to you* and here i was hoping you'd give me a reach around while you were doing it. *sigh*

ZOMBIE USER 12232 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12232** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 12:24 pm

gah! *more hiding behind draco*

ZOMBIE USER 12747 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12747** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 12:30 pm

Hee hee..... *crescent moon that can be seen out kinky forum window has clouds pass in front of it* Wha.... why am I holding a whip? *looks at what she did*
Good grief!!! *shields eyes and runs behind Draco with Kitty*
-crescentlady

Gundam · Post by **Gundam** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 12:36 pm

...everyone acts so innocent... i like it.

ZOMBIE USER 12747 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12747** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 12:45 pm

......so I'm innocent.... leave me alone.... evviill peoples.... *hears whip crack* eeeek! *jumps behind Kitty* *who hides behind draco*
-crescentlady
(alleycat is currently reading, and has no idea what I'm typing ^^;;)

Atheil · Post by **Atheil** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 5:44 pm

:: doesnt take the aspirin offered by LilWolf::
No thanks hun, I dont like to take to many painkillers... Bad for ya ya know..
Then again, Sodomy aint high on the "good for ya" list either....
:: cracks his neck from side to side::
Whats next..... Did I hear whips?

ZOMBIE USER 12232 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12232** » Sat Jan 11, 2003 7:04 pm

*winces at the sound of the cracking* gah! i hate that sound! *more hideage behind draco*

ZOMBIE USER 12076 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12076** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 5:55 am

*winces at the site of draco's paddle*
I didn't do it! >_<

*watches gundam, stroking his chin thoughtfully*
You're so obedient. 6_6 *pulls up a cot* Next, lie face down on this, slip your shaft through that hole there and tie the head with a string attached to this brick.

and here i was hoping you'd give me a reach around while you were doing it

That is a privilege which must likewise be earned. ^.~

*walks over and guides atheil through the entrance to the tunnel of paddles*

Welcome, Kagami. You're just in time for the mass initiation. *smiles amiably*

ZOMBIE USER 12232 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12232** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 6:44 am

meep! draco! jibaku's starting to scare me!!! *clings*

Silver1226 · Post by **Silver1226** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 10:33 am

gundam wrote:am i the only person not afraid of a lil ol butt plug? *squirts some lube back there* hehehe.

doesnt thatlube kinda of imply that yur a littkle scared?
after all atheil didnt have lube

Atheil · Post by **Atheil** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 3:28 pm

:: tosses Silver a "Nika Plushie" for defending his butt::
Thanks...
::wince waddle::

Gundam · Post by **Gundam** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 7:18 pm

nah the lube just makes it fun... it tingles! ^-^

*lies on cot, puts shaft thru hole, ties long string around head w/ a brick attached so the brick rests softly on the floor*

hey i'm obedient, just not stupid! :p

Terra · Post by **Terra** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 8:34 pm

This thread is ungodly long....

ANYway... To make my appearance here... here's a pin-up of my comic's Shaych charrie, Blake:

*sneaks off*

LutinEuphorique · Post by **LutinEuphorique** » Sun Jan 12, 2003 11:54 pm

That's right, baby. Zo is back to the kinky forum.