random crap (::The Kinky Topic::)

Dracoboy · Post by **Dracoboy** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 2:19 pm

Oooh, Crescentlady, I see you're already in the "Tunnel of paddles"

Well ok then, you can skip the "buttplug trial", ... Ok guys and girls, get those paddles ready!

The other newbies can now line up for the buttplug try-outs. Please bend over and drop those pants ^_^
It will not hurt...
...
...
...
much.

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 2:22 pm

What?.....

When did this hap...Owwwww!!!!!!! Stop that!!!! Sniff... sniff.... that hurts.....!!!! I don't ouch... like this at all!! Waaaa!!!!
*kinky forum shakes heads as Jojo cries in pathetic yelps*

Dracoboy · Post by **Dracoboy** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 2:29 pm

Crescentlady wrote: Feh. They don't have any giant tubes of green and red jello....

Ack! >.<
you ruined my big surprise.

Atheil · Post by **Atheil** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 3:09 pm

Heh...
:: bends over a bit embarassedly and drops his trouser::

Well this is just a bit awkward now isnt it...>.>

ZOMBIE USER 12232 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12232** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 3:30 pm

o.O... i'll just go.... supervise... yes thats it...
*bounces off to the tunnel of paddles to make sure nobody gets seriously hurt*

Dracoboy · Post by **Dracoboy** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 4:04 pm

atheil wrote:Heh...
:: bends over a bit embarassedly and drops his trouser::

Well this is just a bit awkward now isnt it...>.>

0_o;
Err,... well,... since you willingly bended over and dropped your trousers I guess I'm really going to do this...
Heh, don't panic if it hurts a lot... it's the first time I do something like this ^^;;;

< PLOP-noise> ... < screaming Atheil>

Ok... I guess you wont get the title of "Cinderella of kinkyness", but hey, you passed the first test !^^

You can crawl to the next test now.
*looks at funny-walking Atheil*

Gundam · Post by **Gundam** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 4:23 pm

*drops pants, bends over and shakes tooshie* that's ok... i like it hard.

ZOMBIE USER 12232 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12232** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 5:36 pm

*is even more frightened* i'll.... just... move farther away now.... *wanders away from the screaming*

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 5:45 pm

Sniff....... I didn't like that at all.... Kitty, I need a hug!

ZOMBIE USER 12232 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12232** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 6:09 pm

*hugs jojo* *hides with her*

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 6:18 pm

Sniff... Please tell me that's all...... I'm an official member, right?..... *huggles and cries from pain*

ZOMBIE USER 12232 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12232** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 6:30 pm

i'll excuse you from it jojo. you pass. Now, you must help us with the kinky newbies

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 6:45 pm

*looks at paddle* *looks at newbies*....... (unsure as to whether or not she'll pull a Mr. Jerkell and Mr. Hyde or be a pacifist and record the event as Kinky Forum Writer)
(Thankies Kitty!!!!) (The savior of pain!)

Silver1226 · Post by **Silver1226** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 6:54 pm

Crescentlady wrote:*sweat drop* Heh heh *says over the loud speaker* I know somebody made a "how kinky are you test?" on Quizzard something leagues back, I only found it recently and took it.... I could've sworn it was Lutin.....

um no i believe me and Atheil wrote that
but i could be confused

Silver1226 · Post by **Silver1226** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 6:59 pm

Lil'Wolf wrote:YES!! About time you guys came back was wondering where you'd all gone and left me with the newbies, heh.[/b]

hmph! u know i do believe i feel insulted
well sorta ~.^

Silver1226 · Post by **Silver1226** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 7:05 pm

dracoboy wrote:Oooh, Crescentlady, I see you're already in the "Tunnel of paddles"
Well ok then, you can skip the "buttplug trial", ... Ok guys and girls, get those paddles ready!

The other newbies can now line up for the buttplug try-outs. Please bend over and drop those pants ^_^
It will not hurt...
...
...
...
much.

ill pplay
as long as dont have to go newhere near the butt plug thing
capice?

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 7:23 pm

Sounds fine to me. ^^ (grin) I'm just happy to be through.
Hyde....Jekyll.... choices.......

ZOMBIE USER 12232 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12232** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 7:50 pm

*is being scared by the "butt plug" thing* *hides with jojo while pretending to "supervise" in the tunnel of paddles*

ZOMBIE USER 12716 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 12716** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 7:58 pm

Oh hi kitty.... Where's your paddle?
Kitty: Shush

Gundam · Post by **Gundam** » Fri Jan 10, 2003 8:18 pm

am i the only person not afraid of a lil ol butt plug?

*squirts some lube back there* hehehe.