Spy's Dorm Room

Postby Secret Spy on Sat Mar 23, 2002 11:21 pm

Welcome everyone to my dorm room, this is a place to party and have fun, i have a mini-bar in that corner over there
/Spy points to a corner and a mini-bar pops into place
Once more people join this place it will be bigger.
The uber l33t gaming system, if your board think of a game and start playing, i have any game you can think of.
We got pool tables over there, and a air hockey table there.
Now all we need is some fine females
/Spy snaps his fingers and 15 girls walk into the room
Damn I only did my snap to bring 14, whered this other one come from.
Oh well, lets party
/Spy walks over and turns on the sound system and puts on Just like Music by Eric Sermon

Just Like Music
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Postby The Sinister Chris on Sun Mar 24, 2002 9:42 pm

/Chris walks in and kicks the Juke Box

*Beastie Boys - Fight for Your Right starts playing*

Thats better.

If you're gonna play music loud, at least play music thats meant to be played loud.

Now where's the mini-bar,
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Postby Secret Spy on Sun Mar 31, 2002 5:02 pm

who said anything about loud music

/Spy walks over and turns down the music

This is chill time, not ear bleed time
Well have it loud when there is a party going on

/Spy walks over hops into a chair and grabs the remote for the wide screen tv

TV time now

/Spy turns on the widescreen and puts it onto comedy central and the man show is on

Girls Jumping on trampalines, now thats entertainment
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Postby The Sinister Chris on Tue Apr 02, 2002 11:29 pm

*sigh*

/Chris finds himself a chair and sits down to watch the show

He he, midgets are funny.

And boobs are cool,
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Postby Secret Spy on Thu Apr 04, 2002 5:49 pm

Spy: Dude you know what we need
Chris: A couple greased up lesbians wrestling naked in front of us.
Spy: that would be cool, but what i was thinking of is some pizza and beer
/Spy pulls out a cell phone
Spy: Yeah Quick Minute pizza, this is Spy,Yeah I want the usual
*Sudenly theres a knock on the door*
Spy: come in
*The door opens up and theres a pizza guy wheeling in 15 pizzas*
Chris: damn thats fast
Spy: why do you think its called Quick minute, set the pizza's over there and put it on my tab

I like having a tab
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Postby The Sinister Chris on Fri Apr 19, 2002 11:35 pm

/Chris stands up and stretches

This place is dead dude.

/Chris looks over at Spy

/Chris nudges Spy

/Spy falls to the floor

Frozen...

/Chris walks over and kicks the jukebox

*Cee Lo - Closet Freak comes on*

/Chris walks over to Spy's window

Hey! Are there any ladies out there that want to get with a real freak!

*The room is filled with ladies freaking*

I love this place.

/Chris forces his way in to the middle of the writhing women

I'm a freak. Closet Freak!,
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