Balloon Doggies, Real Threat, or Assumed Hoax?

Postby Brent the Vampire Slayer on Thu Mar 07, 2002 12:09 am

I am posting this as a warning to the leaders behind the "balloon doggy" revolution. Watch out friends, I have several pins, prepare to be popped!!!
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Postby LeanneMarie on Thu Mar 07, 2002 6:15 pm

I wouldn't cross him, he seems dangerous and unstable.
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Postby Brent the Vampire Slayer on Thu Mar 07, 2002 11:06 pm

Bah!!!! I fear no one, for I am the destroyer of evil. For every few centuries a slayer is born, and evil shall not rear it's ugly head in mine presence. Apox on all who back Orlock and his Ballon army of Hell-Hounds, their days of this dimensional plane are numbered...
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Postby General_Balloon_Doggy on Fri Mar 08, 2002 7:28 pm

Arf soldier! Our last victim, Dave Coulher, said the same thing. Arf! Alas, many ex-celebrity victims have fallen by their underestimation of the power of balloon doggies. Arf! We may be poppable, but our numbers are endless. And we have <i>tactics!</i> We will come at you like a tornado of rainbow squeakiness and grenade explosions and american flags. Arf!
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Postby General_Balloon_Doggy on Fri Mar 08, 2002 7:29 pm

On 2002-03-08 19:28, General_Balloon_Doggy wrote:
Arf soldier! Our last victim, Dave Coulher, said the same thing. Arf! Alas, many ex-celebrity victims have fallen by their underestimation of the power of balloon doggies. Arf! We may be poppable, but our numbers are endless. And we have <i>tactics!</i> We will come at you like a tornado of rainbow squeakiness and grenade explosions and american flags. Arf!
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Postby Brent the Vampire Slayer on Sat Mar 09, 2002 11:55 pm

DAMN YOU GENERAL BALLOON DOGGY!!!!!!!!!
Who is next in your crusade against the already damned, John Stamos? Tony Danza? These awful actors have not wronged you!! You will pay, and pay dearly. No more "innocents" will fall to your forces of evil.
Tremble before the wrath of BRENT!!!!
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Postby DAvE on Tue Mar 12, 2002 5:16 am

I do not know what kind of alliance the Balloon Doggies have with Count Orlock. But be careful Brent, they are a force far greater than one man can handle.
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Postby Brent the Vampire Slayer on Wed Mar 13, 2002 1:02 am

DAvE, I need all the allies I can muster in my war against the forces of darkness. So you can join forces with me, or face your fate with Orlock...? I would rather fight in Heaven, then server in Hell!
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Postby DAvE on Wed Mar 13, 2002 9:05 pm

I am in no position to fight against Count Orlock or his allies. I am at their mercy as well.
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Postby Count_Orlock on Wed Mar 13, 2002 9:08 pm

Get back to verk! Page 7 vill be our vinest hour! Vwa-ah-ah-ah
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Postby Brent the Vampire Slayer on Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:38 pm

Then it is I alone against the forces of darkness, so be it!!!
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Postby Brent the Vampire Slayer on Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:38 pm

Then it is I alone against the forces of darkness, so be it!!!

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Postby Brent the Vampire Slayer on Thu Mar 14, 2002 4:38 pm

Then it is I alone against the forces of darkness, so be it!!!

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