PlayStation 2

Postby Kanid on Wed Mar 06, 2002 11:43 am

If you have one and don't have GTA3, you don't know what you are missing. GTA3 is the game to measure all other games against. It is hours upon hours of fun. It has a great, long, story line. It allows for tons of improvisation, and round about methods to complete most of the missions. The graphics are good, the gameplay is great, the fun immeasurable.

Warning : It has a Mature (M) rating for a reason. Not for kids.
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Postby Hugh_Betcha on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:11 pm

Solid game system, very open-ended, great visual and audio effects, and I will never touch it because I consider the subject matter reprehensible. It's an odd sort of conservativism, mind you... I had sex to get my life-energy back in Golgo 13, I've stolen money from people in numerous Ultimas, and I've bludgeoned people to death in far too many games to be listed.

But bludgeoning a woman to death after having life-replenishing sex with her to get my money back seems to be three questionable tastes that taste like shit together.

I've got no issues with people who do want to play the game, mind you. I just personally lack the stomach for it.
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Postby Takara on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:13 pm

I have a hard time measuring all games against this one. Sure it has great graphics, good controls... yadda yadda yadda.

But
Good girls go to heaven, bad girls go everywhere.
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Postby Hugh_Betcha on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:16 pm

Ho-neeeey, you said -I- could have the brain today.
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Postby Takara on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:17 pm

But i'm baking you cookies today, I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed it!
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Postby Hugh_Betcha on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:26 pm

Oh, well in -that- case...
*looks blankly and drools in a brainless fashion*

Oo, and you're a Lieutenant now!
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Postby Takara on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:38 pm

Lieutenant Sebastian to you.

*wipes up the drool*

The things a wife will do.. *sighs*
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Postby Hugh_Betcha on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:41 pm

Once you're done cleaning up that drool get back into the room with a view of a pond by a staircase and start arranging matches.
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Postby Takara on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:43 pm

.... Giant space monkies!
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Postby Hugh_Betcha on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:44 pm

You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife? You fuck my wife?
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Postby Takara on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:44 pm

I AM YOUR WIFE!
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Postby Hugh_Betcha on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:45 pm

That don't mattah! Daaaahhh.... I'm gonna go put babies on spikes.
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Postby Takara on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:48 pm

Crazy Eddie! I put babies on spikes! You want babies? We've got babies on racks!

Tastes of chicken!
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Postby Hugh_Betcha on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:49 pm

A finer husband-wife thread-hijacking team, the world has never known. *beams proudly*
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Postby Takara on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:50 pm

*hides before Woody comes home*
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Postby Hugh_Betcha on Wed Mar 06, 2002 12:52 pm

GAH!
*tries to sweep the mess under the recliner and get back on topic*
So, ya! GTA3, whatta game, whatta game. And hey, howabout that there new State Of Emergency thing? Ya, lots of rioting and bloodletting thar, you betcha...
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Postby Samini TP on Wed Mar 06, 2002 4:25 pm

..Lol..

Guess I have been playing the wrong games to have ever expirenced anything nearly as disturbing as GTA3, thought the character saying "Shit" in a game was HARDCORE DEVILRY!! Guess I have been out of the market too long.. True EverQuest Addict here! Last four games I bought were EverQuest, EverQuest: Ruins of Kunark, EverQuest: Scars of Velious, and recently EverQuest: Shadows of Luclin.. Any buzz about Neverwinter Nights? Mabye I break my streak..

Well, that was pointless..

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Postby Kanid on Wed Mar 06, 2002 6:05 pm

You don't HAVE to beat up the prostitute to get your money back, but as with all GOOD games, the OPTION is there. You can beat her up, you can avoid hiring her all together if that offends you too (Just remember where all the heart icons are :smile:

The open ended-ness, the options, that's what I like most about this game. That and driving around like a maniac :wink:
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