What the hell?

[Gyro]

Where in the Jesus is everyone?

[Hbomb]

"Where in the Jesus"? That's a new one on me.

-H

[Gyro]

You need to look at your Bible closer, Hbomb. It clearly states in Matthew 18:20:10-3x52/2-(90-x-cos(45)), "And Robert looked upon Joseph in confusion and uttered, "Hark, for he hath been gone this fortnight, and thine sheep hath been raped upon every night hence. For what we could catch this vile thief, but where in the Jesus is he?"
See, just look at the things we could learn from a little more Christianity in our schools.
Jeff, I do believe that's your cue

[Piddlipoo]

im trying my hardest to restain comment as im dating jesus
im not in the jesus- but i know where jesus is! hes playing the bear in "a winters tale" at tj. which everyone should go see december 6. [its my first time on stage crew, even more reason to go] *end shameless plug*

[Blak_joker]

hehe, what a nice set up matt.... I'm sure all of my good Texan Christian friends would be thrilled to hear that passage maybe John Chick has something to say about that, in the form of an educational comic... Wait, we already have an educational comic about Jesus Now, if he were to do a comic about the evils of "The Underground" I think I could die a happy man. More christianity in school though? Imagine what good that could do! We could make people feel included by teaching them about the right religion they should join instead of the one they currently have, promote open mindedness and learning about other religions, the poor oppressed minority christians would finally be heard!