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Postby ZOMBIE USER 8251 on Sun Mar 31, 2002 1:33 am

Nick did something to bubbles that made him say "Weeeelaugh!", I guess you had to be there.
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Postby Pirate on Sun Mar 31, 2002 8:41 am

Suddenly, Ian pronounced his unrequited love for Bubbles.
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Postby Twitch on Sun Mar 31, 2002 9:05 am

People Gasped. Then Exploded.
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Postby Pirate on Sun Mar 31, 2002 9:52 am

(that's two sentences, doofus)

The Nick/Bubbles/IanJ love triangle was a deadly one.
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Postby Leo-chan on Sun Mar 31, 2002 10:54 am

Indeed it was, for Nick was always trying to capture Bubbles and eat it with a spork.
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Postby Twitch on Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:26 pm

(( Oops..))
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 8251 on Sun Mar 31, 2002 10:56 pm

Nick, being distraught by his efforts to eat bubbles, asked the perpetually lying doodle of himself, "Hey, doodle, what is the best way to eat a bubble bobble monster?"
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Postby Pirate on Mon Apr 01, 2002 5:13 am

The doodle replied, "With your mouth, silly!"
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Postby Vedasisme on Mon Apr 01, 2002 6:54 am

But of course, he was lying.
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Postby Pharaoh Mobius on Mon Apr 01, 2002 8:10 am

Because everyone knows you have to take a Bubble Bobble monster out for dinner and dancing before it will let you eat it.
He came, he saw, he *poin*-ed and laughed.
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Postby Pirate on Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:09 pm

Except of course, Nick, who was promptly made fun of for being so damned stupid.
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Postby Pharaoh Mobius on Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:11 pm

And then Nick clawed at the lying doodle's face, pulling off a mask to reveal the doodle was really... Joe Isuzu?!?
He came, he saw, he *poin*-ed and laughed.
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Postby Vedasisme on Mon Apr 01, 2002 6:44 pm

Suddenly, the camera cuts to an irrelevant scene with a bearded man saying: "Lemon curry?" before cutting back to the original scene.
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Postby Pirate on Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:28 pm

IanJ gasped.
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Postby Pharaoh Mobius on Tue Apr 02, 2002 1:47 pm

When suddenly, the Brigadier General appeared onscreen and said, "The people responsible for the previous scene have been sacked."
He came, he saw, he *poin*-ed and laughed.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 8251 on Tue Apr 02, 2002 3:00 pm

The scene then cut back to nick, who was, of course, a Llama.
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Postby Black Lion on Tue Apr 02, 2002 10:32 pm

Another scene cut to the evil <i>(evil echo effect)<b>BLACK LION</b></i> who says, "Yes, my most evil plan to turn Nick into a llama is now complete; now no one can stand in my way of eliminated Ian from this world!"

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Postby Pharaoh Mobius on Wed Apr 03, 2002 11:04 am

The Brigadier General said, "Is that a <I>llama</I> in there?!?", but the Bubble Bobble monster assured him "No, it's just the way she's holding the grapefruit."
He came, he saw, he *poin*-ed and laughed.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 8251 on Wed Apr 03, 2002 5:22 pm

The queen of France then promptly exploded.
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Postby Pharaoh Mobius on Thu Apr 04, 2002 7:38 am

Suddenly, a cow was hurled over the castle wall.
He came, he saw, he *poin*-ed and laughed.
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