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Nick did something to bubbles that made him say "Weeeelaugh!", I guess you had to be there.

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Suddenly, Ian pronounced his unrequited love for Bubbles.

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People Gasped. Then Exploded.

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(that's two sentences, doofus)

The Nick/Bubbles/IanJ love triangle was a deadly one.

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Indeed it was, for Nick was always trying to capture Bubbles and eat it with a spork.
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(( Oops..))
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Nick, being distraught by his efforts to eat bubbles, asked the perpetually lying doodle of himself, "Hey, doodle, what is the best way to eat a bubble bobble monster?"

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The doodle replied, "With your mouth, silly!"

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But of course, he was lying.
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Because everyone knows you have to take a Bubble Bobble monster out for dinner and dancing before it will let you eat it.
He came, he saw, he *poin*-ed and laughed.

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Except of course, Nick, who was promptly made fun of for being so damned stupid.

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And then Nick clawed at the lying doodle's face, pulling off a mask to reveal the doodle was really... Joe Isuzu?!?
He came, he saw, he *poin*-ed and laughed.

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Suddenly, the camera cuts to an irrelevant scene with a bearded man saying: "Lemon curry?" before cutting back to the original scene.
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IanJ gasped.

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When suddenly, the Brigadier General appeared onscreen and said, "The people responsible for the previous scene have been sacked."
He came, he saw, he *poin*-ed and laughed.

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The scene then cut back to nick, who was, of course, a Llama.

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Another scene cut to the evil <i>(evil echo effect)<b>BLACK LION</b></i> who says, "Yes, my most evil plan to turn Nick into a llama is now complete; now no one can stand in my way of eliminated Ian from this world!"

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The Brigadier General said, "Is that a <I>llama</I> in there?!?", but the Bubble Bobble monster assured him "No, it's just the way she's holding the grapefruit."
He came, he saw, he *poin*-ed and laughed.

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The queen of France then promptly exploded.

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Suddenly, a cow was hurled over the castle wall.
He came, he saw, he *poin*-ed and laughed.

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