The Iancomix one-sentence story!

Postby Vedasisme on Sun Mar 24, 2002 4:38 pm

Basically, everybody takes turns writing one sentence to an ad lib story. These always go in funky directions. ^^ You cannot post twice in a row, and comments that are not part of the story should be enclosed in "()".

Once upon a time, Ian had a pencil that drew things that came to life.
~I think I am, therefore I am, I think.
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Postby Lazercow on Sun Mar 24, 2002 7:01 pm

(HAW HAW! oh the possibilities....)


This pencil was kind of likee the one donatellos friend kirby had in teenage mutant ninja turtles, except whenever ian drew something with this one, it produced <b>SEXY</b> results...
BLING BLING!
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Postby Saist on Sun Mar 24, 2002 10:47 pm

And oh yeah, what results it would draw, from those curves and bumps (oh what curves and bumps), to straight lines and curls, around went Ian's pencil, twirl, twirl, twirl.
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Postby Princessmadashelly on Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:59 pm

As ian drew all those lovely curves and curls (?) he was struck by lightening and it coursed through his body bringing his doodle to life. (how many of us wish we were that lucky!)...(oh yeah the lightening didn't kill this ian-bot)
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 8251 on Mon Mar 25, 2002 2:49 am

This particular doodle, in the style of an animated "Nick" character fom Iancomix(Tm) was infused with life and an endless supply of tapioca pudding by the magical lightning flash.
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Postby Twitch on Mon Mar 25, 2002 2:10 pm

( can't belive i'm writing in this story...)
But! The Nick Doodle ended up getting much more attention then it's Creator! Ian!
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Postby Leo-chan on Mon Mar 25, 2002 2:39 pm

(That was three. Exclamation points)

The evil Nick creature was going to take over the forum and make otakus do all of his bidding, but Sailor Leo could not stand the mistreatment of otakus, so she decided to do something about it!
Turning bishonen into plushies since Sailor Moon.

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Postby Pharaoh Mobius on Mon Mar 25, 2002 2:57 pm

The diabolical Nick doodle set out to bring the otaku under his control: "Creamed fats, get yer creamed fats here!"
He came, he saw, he *poin*-ed and laughed.
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Postby Leo-chan on Mon Mar 25, 2002 7:45 pm

This made Sailor Leo very angry, so she struck an ultra-cool pose and said "IN THE NAME OF ALL LEOS, I WILL MUTILATE YOU!", and she immediately set upon the Nick doodle the deadly "LEO LION BLAZE", causing a lion made of fire to incinerate the Nick doodle thingy.
Turning bishonen into plushies since Sailor Moon.

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Postby Pharaoh Mobius on Tue Mar 26, 2002 10:05 am

The diabolical Nick Doodle was nonplussed: "Err... creamed fats?"
He came, he saw, he *poin*-ed and laughed.
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Postby Mercury_Alex on Tue Mar 26, 2002 2:28 pm

It seems the diabolical Nick Doodle is immune to fire.
Just...Stay away from me will ya?
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Postby AntiAntagonist on Tue Mar 26, 2002 2:34 pm

The Nick doodle soon turns to a more frenzied state and messily eats all the creamed fats.
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Postby Princessmadashelly on Tue Mar 26, 2002 4:24 pm

All those yummy creamed fats how ever had a mind of there own and The evil nick noodle threw up. But this wasn't regular vomit it was a form of splicing into two nick doodles.
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 8251 on Tue Mar 26, 2002 6:50 pm

One of the doodles would always lie, and one of them would always tell the truth.
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Postby Twitch on Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:25 pm

It was too bad, although, that even though they were different, no one could tell the difference between the two nicks.
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Postby Grand Monkey on Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:53 pm

And then the two nick doodles moved to a cottage in the middle of a fork leading to Washington and the Dump and some random passerby
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Postby Average Syko on Wed Mar 27, 2002 12:39 am

Then, the rabid ducks came.

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Postby ZOMBIE USER 8251 on Wed Mar 27, 2002 1:23 am

The rabid ducks were mad with power, and devoured the truth-telling doodle, leaving Ian to wander the countryside and have whacky adventures with a perpetually lying Nick doodle.
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Postby Pharaoh Mobius on Wed Mar 27, 2002 6:27 am

Ian soon found that when he squeezed a duck that had eaten the truth-telling doodle that it would lay an egg that hatched into a golden Bubble Bobble monster.

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Postby Nick_The_Newbie on Wed Mar 27, 2002 3:07 pm

The real nick (not the doodle) came along, kicked away the bubble bobble monster, and demanded that this thread be ended immediatly.
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