The Iancomix one-sentence story!

ZOMBIE USER 8251 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8251** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 10:57 am

The nick doodle, seeing all of this, exclaimed "This thread makes perfect sense, and Franc is a cool guy!"

Nell · Post by **Nell** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:08 pm

Nell, a curious passerby, suddenly peeks in the window and asks "Is this Iancomix, or a Monty Python Greatest Hits video?"

ZOMBIE USER 8251 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8251** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 5:41 am

Bubbles ate Nell.

Pharaoh Mobius · Post by **Pharaoh Mobius** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 6:41 am

Bubbles wants to go to detox.*

*From the Michael Knott song "Bubbles", on his album "Rocket and a Bomb".

Mercury_Alex · Post by **Mercury_Alex** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 12:38 pm

Then Nell ate Bubbles from within.

Vedasisme · Post by **Vedasisme** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 2:16 pm

Suddenly, the theme from Monty Python's Flying circus began to play, along with the sound to coconut halves banging together!

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[ This Message was edited by: vedasisme on 2002-04-05 14:21 ]

Nell · Post by **Nell** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 11:35 am

Nell looked pleased with herself, and promptly drove to the airport, and flew to a small island off the coast of China to become a karaoke master, and was never seen again.

Vedasisme · Post by **Vedasisme** » Sun Apr 07, 2002 8:59 am

Lemon curry?

Leo-chan · Post by **Leo-chan** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 4:42 pm

And there was much rejoicing.

Pharaoh Mobius · Post by **Pharaoh Mobius** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 5:37 am

The Brigadier General said "Cut!", and the screen went to a test pattern.

Leo-chan · Post by **Leo-chan** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 6:49 pm

Dib from Invader Zim went on the camera screen and said "This is a test. This is only a test. BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-gasp-EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-gasp- EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!

Pharaoh Mobius · Post by **Pharaoh Mobius** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 5:19 am

Then Mr. Flick said to Ian, "You heard DIB, it's time to take a Pre-Calculus test!"

Leo-chan · Post by **Leo-chan** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 11:59 am

"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" Ian yelled.

Pharaoh Mobius · Post by **Pharaoh Mobius** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 9:35 am

And then Ian woke up, and was relieved to see he was in his coffin again.

Vedasisme · Post by **Vedasisme** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 6:14 pm

The coffin was promptly pried open, but Ian couldn't see who it was, until whoever it was washed the butt cheese off his face. (eeew...)

Red Floyd · Post by **Red Floyd** » Sat Apr 20, 2002 2:25 am

It was Zaphod Beeblebrox!

ZOMBIE USER 8251 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8251** » Sat Apr 20, 2002 8:51 am

Soon an English chap and a man calling himself "Ford" came to help Ian, offering him a towel.

Pharaoh Mobius · Post by **Pharaoh Mobius** » Fri May 03, 2002 11:23 am

Ian did not particularly appreciate it when one of them shoved a fish in his ear.

Vedasisme · Post by **Vedasisme** » Thu May 09, 2002 6:12 pm

He promptly drew himself a huge wiffle bat of DOOM (tm) to help him exact revenge!

(I love these emoticons!

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Sworder2 · Post by **Sworder2** » Wed Sep 04, 2002 8:34 pm

It wasn't just ANY Wiffle Bat of Doom (TM), it was the ultra-secret Plastico Super Ultra Megalithic Apocolyptic Mind-Altering Phase-Distorting Color-Chinging-In-Hot-Water semi-invisible goes-great-with-milk Wiffle Bat of Doom with X11 laser sighting and a V8 engine (Assault and Batteries included).