If I am elected Pharaoh this November...

FlamingDeth · Post by **FlamingDeth** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 5:01 pm

*puts up a campaign poster*

Ahem...if I'm elected pharaoh, I'll...um...eat a pie! And free hams for all!

Leo-chan · Post by **Leo-chan** » Wed Mar 06, 2002 6:11 pm

Forget the ham! I want Chocobo Meat!

Pharaoh Mobius · Post by **Pharaoh Mobius** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 7:03 am

...lots of Gil in every bank account, an airship in every garage, and a chocobo in every pot! And Pikachu steaks for all! Thank you, and may Glod bess!

Mercury_Alex · Post by **Mercury_Alex** » Thu Mar 07, 2002 2:58 pm

The Mercury Djinni "Flood" has joined Alex.

Cool! Now I can summon the Uber-ultimate water spirit.... Ehhhe what was the name again???

Oh yeah. World Freezer.

Pharaoh Mobius · Post by **Pharaoh Mobius** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 9:13 am

Yeah, sure, water spirits, ksurewhatever.
But what of the tasty, delicious Chocobo burgers?!?

ZOMBIE USER 8251 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8251** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 1:48 pm

Are those like ostrich burgers?

BirdieWhitefire · Post by **BirdieWhitefire** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 2:22 pm

If a chocobo burger is like an ostrich burger, then what is an ostrich burger like?!

Pharaoh Mobius · Post by **Pharaoh Mobius** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 2:33 pm

Bald Eagle!

BirdieWhitefire · Post by **BirdieWhitefire** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 2:34 pm

ooooh ... that really helps me visualize the flavor! ^_^

Doesn't really matter. They probably all taste more or less like chicken.

Pharaoh Mobius · Post by **Pharaoh Mobius** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 2:40 pm

Less like chicken, more like alley cat.

ZOMBIE USER 8251 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8251** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 2:55 pm

No, seriously, I've eaten an Ostrich burger before. They taste much more like beef than they do like chicken. Very tasty. Try one sometime, I got mine at Fuddrucker's.

BirdieWhitefire · Post by **BirdieWhitefire** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 3:10 pm

wooo ... now I'm intrigued. I didn't know that place had such an exotic menu.

Leo-chan · Post by **Leo-chan** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 8:12 pm

I hate Fuddruckers. I've hated them ever since I puked up their food. I ate there, I got home, and I puked. And I hadn't puked in years. Fuddruckers=Bad

RockyGirl · Post by **RockyGirl** » Fri Mar 08, 2002 8:18 pm

I once had Ostrich jerky. It was really good. No foolies.

FlamingDeth · Post by **FlamingDeth** » Sat Mar 09, 2002 2:50 am

I have never had ostrich. Or gone to Fuddruckers. On the otherhand, I like tacos.

*bribes everyone to vote him phaoroh with tacos*

Heh...unbeatable strategy!

Pharaoh Mobius · Post by **Pharaoh Mobius** » Sat Mar 09, 2002 9:45 pm

[bribes FD with some tacos made with delicious... alley cat!!!]

FlamingDeth · Post by **FlamingDeth** » Sun Mar 10, 2002 1:38 am

*digs up old, obsolete, largely unnoticed law that says that the preparation for consumption of alley cats is illegal and has PM arrested*

Ha! How bout that!

ZOMBIE USER 8251 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 8251** » Sun Mar 10, 2002 2:49 am

::kicks FD::
weee!

Leo-chan · Post by **Leo-chan** » Sun Mar 10, 2002 4:59 pm

-secretly hands FD the 50 bucks for eleminating competition-

I AM YOUR QUEEN! P|-|33R |/|3!

FlamingDeth · Post by **FlamingDeth** » Mon Mar 11, 2002 12:01 am

*kicked and handed $50*

Ok then...but I'm still running for Pharaoh. Or something.

*uses money to run a radio ad*

Radio ad: Vote FD for pharaoh, before you turn into a duck!