An Apology

Delirieuse · Post by **Delirieuse** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 6:31 pm

I would like to categorically apologise to all violin cases who were offended by the last comic.

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 8:48 pm

Um. I think it should've been a 'cello case. In keeping with "The Living Daylights". Something like that.

Jo, who loves James Bond

Delirieuse · Post by **Delirieuse** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 5:20 am

Haven't seen <b>The Living Daylights</b>. Besides, it's <i>always</i> a violin case.

Dark Prophet · Post by **Dark Prophet** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 11:38 am

Uusally violin cases, but sometimes you need soemthing... well double basses are useful...

but I never got anyone to believe I needed a grand piano case, shame really...

I've been upgrading.

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 3:53 pm

*frown* How can you not have seen the Living Daylights? ARRGH! Well, or read it? James Bond...I have a flute case. It actually looks more deadly.

Jo

Tycho · Post by **Tycho** » Fri Mar 29, 2002 7:21 pm

Yeah, because you know that the Musician's guild is just dying to get their hands on you for not paying those Guild fees...
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For those of you who don't understand, it's a Terry Pratchett referance.
But a Violin case is very useful. Trust me on that. I've lived for 14 years with a violin case underneath my bed. You'd be surprised how much mold you can fit in a Violin case.

Corybantic · Post by **Corybantic** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 6:49 am

The reason people haven't seen The Living Daylights, is because it stars Timothy Dalton, Easily the worst Bond ever to show his bow-tied face. Roger Moore had style, Sean Connory had wit, charm and (supposedly) good looks. Pierce Brosnan is suave and has good writers. Even George Lazenby could chain-smoke cigars.

But Dalton (the American Bond) has absolutely nothing (zip, zilch, zero, ziggurat) going for him.

Tycho · Post by **Tycho** » Sat Mar 30, 2002 11:31 pm

Ummmm... There is something though. I mean, he did make TWO Bond movies. While Lazenby only made one. And a very very very bad one at that * shudder, twitch * Anyway, I still reckon that Brosnan is the best one to gloomph.

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:29 am

*thinks* Sean Connery was good when he was young. Timothy Dalton and George Lazenby are easily the equal worst James Bonds. Very hard, well, not very easy on the eyes, a bit...poncy. Pierce Brosnan is more than droolworthy. *grins* In any case, it's the cello case ride in The Living Daylights that sticks in yer mind. And it was also a damn short story, as well as Octopussy, originally. I read them.

Jo

Delirieuse · Post by **Delirieuse** » Fri Apr 05, 2002 6:40 am

Don't know if I've read Living Daylights. Did read a fair bit of Bond when I was in year 7-8...so about six or seven years ago. I know I read Moonraker, and that wasn't written by Fleming.

I must say that while I think Roger Moore is not right for the part of Bond, I enjoyed his performances immensely.

But then that's just me.