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PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 5:31 am
by Twelveeyes
Hee. What lovely colours.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 8:53 am
by Delirieuse
I'm just thinking it won't bounce well enough for table tennis. More like:

*thock*
*squish*

"Eeeew..."
"Pfft. If you don't like getting splished with brains, don't play the game. New brain, please, umpire."

PostPosted: Sat Apr 06, 2002 9:34 pm
by Twelveeyes
*thinks* Underwater Hockey.

"That's the puck over there!"

"No it isn't! It's over here!"

Umpy: Shaddap, both of you. Here's a new brain.

Jo

PostPosted: Sun Apr 07, 2002 6:56 am
by Corybantic
How about Cerebellum Croquet?

Or Wimbledon Royal Box Cerebral Cortex Trap Shooting?

"pull"

::Twangggg-fwoooooooshhhhhh::

:BANG:

:SPLORSCHE:

"Oh, Good shot Phillip! Mother would have loved that one!"

PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2002 4:44 am
by Twelveeyes
Or we could play Brain Ball...y'know, where we chuck the brain around trying to get it into the person's head - one emptyminded cadaver at each end of the court...I'm thinking it'll be much like netball.

Jo

PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2002 7:23 am
by Delirieuse
"Oh, good shot, Philip. You were right; there was no need to bury mother at all. Now, send an arm into the air and I'll have a go."

PostPosted: Tue Apr 09, 2002 9:37 am
by Dark Prophet
Oh dear, some people as disturbed as me. The world is doomed...

Actually organs make good sporting equipment, in biology we found if you cut a heart into the ventricles and atria you could actually juggle with a lot of skill.

But Alex shouldn;t have asked the prof to join in, I TOLD her he wouldn;t catch it.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 6:15 am
by Delirieuse
I must admit, it never occurred to me to cut it into the atria and ventricles. That would have been smart...dammit.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 12:19 pm
by Dark Prophet
and with our bio teacher it got us off the hook, he may have been spattered in blood, blood clots and gobbets of flesh, but he checked and saw we did the dissection properly and congratulated us.

Then threw the gobbets back.

Heh, he was cool.

PostPosted: Wed Apr 10, 2002 10:24 pm
by Twelveeyes
Heh. *scrapes her hand through a chicken and pulls hand out covered in muck*

Girlie girls: Ewww!

Me: *cackles and continues to chop up the chicken*

Jo

PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2002 3:47 am
by Delirieuse
On 2002-04-10 13:19, Dark Prophet wrote:
and with our bio teacher it got us off the hook, he may have been spattered in blood, blood clots and gobbets of flesh, but he checked and saw we did the dissection properly and congratulated us.

Then threw the gobbets back.

Heh, he was cool.


He sounds cool. I wish I'd thought of practising my juggling with the bulls eyes we dissected in biology in year 10.

PostPosted: Thu Apr 11, 2002 4:36 am
by Corybantic
I have somehow managed never to dissect anything in my life.

Well except for last nights Parmigiana.

PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 1:20 am
by Twelveeyes
Hee. I did the eyeball dissection last year - year 9....hrmm...wonder what'll be on offer this year?

Jo

PostPosted: Fri Apr 12, 2002 6:03 am
by Corybantic
Check the menu.

paranoid Bovine, Medium Rare.


OOOh... I'll have the mad cow!

PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2002 12:24 am
by Twelveeyes
*flicks eyes down menu* Ooh, I reckon I'll have the myxamatosised rabbit linguini.

Jo

PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2002 8:52 pm
by Tycho
Somehow... I can understand why nobody in this forum will be doing Med.

PostPosted: Sat Apr 13, 2002 11:31 pm
by Twelveeyes
*raises eyebrow*

You 200% sure about that?

Jo

PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2002 3:35 am
by Dark Prophet
Becoming doctors? *laughs* can you imagine the look on the patient's face when we go into the room with that fixed, slightly insane grin?

PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2002 3:38 am
by Delirieuse
I got it on fillum.

He didn't need to look <i>that</i> worried. I've read lots of Patricia Cornwall books.

PostPosted: Sun Apr 14, 2002 5:02 am
by Corybantic
And I saw Black Hawk Down... I know what someone's inside's supposed to look like.