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Postby Twelveeyes on Sun Mar 31, 2002 12:26 am

*shrug* I like smitten better than smote. Can't it be made pluperfect or something?

I had smitten him before he died...meh. *shrug*

I smote you with this Cupid's arrow. Now you have been smitten.

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Postby Tycho on Sun Mar 31, 2002 4:18 am

Okay "I smote you with this Cupid's Arrow. You are now smitten." makes a certain amount of sense, granted.
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Why is it that he has to go around shooting people with Arrows ? Can't he use something like glue ?
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Postby Twelveeyes on Sun Mar 31, 2002 4:55 am

Glue doesn't make as big holes. Also, there's a certain satisfaction of pulling that bowstring back and letting the arrow go that you don't get when squidjing blobs of recalcitrant glue outta a tube...*grins*

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Postby Tycho on Sun Mar 31, 2002 5:42 am

Weeeeellll.
There's also the fact that glue can be acidic. Well, certain types of glue. And it takes time. I'd prefer a slow, agonizing burn through one's flesh as love also burns and hurts as time goes on, rather than the quick stab in the heart with the arrow's barbs.
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Postby Corybantic on Sun Mar 31, 2002 6:33 am

I still like the fact that toothpaste is corrosive. Thus, a simple message created with McLeans Triple Stripe on say a large piece of glass, and when it is finally removed, you will find your simple message remains on said piece of glass, execpt you will find it <i>etched in</i>.


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Postby Velvetglitter on Sun Mar 31, 2002 10:00 pm

On 2002-03-31 04:18, tycho wrote:
Okay "I smote you with this Cupid's Arrow. You are now smitten." makes a certain amount of sense, granted.


Actually, to be gramatically correct, wouldn't it be "I smite you with this Cupid's Arrow"?
Grrr. Arg.

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Postby Twelveeyes on Mon Apr 01, 2002 2:58 am

Well, if you were saying it at the same time you were smiting, yes. If you had already smote the person, then no.

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Postby Tycho on Mon Apr 01, 2002 6:30 am

Okay doke.
But yes, the toothpaste one. How could I forget the everlovable toothpaste trick ? Damn... Gotta remember that one.
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Postby Twelveeyes on Tue Apr 02, 2002 12:22 am

Mm..toothpaste tastes nice. Especially that Colgate stuff.

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Postby Delirieuse on Tue Apr 02, 2002 8:16 am

Future tense: I will smite you with this lightning bolt.
Present tense: I am smiting you with Paul's acerbic wit.
Past tense: I smote Peter with a chair.
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Postby Corybantic on Tue Apr 02, 2002 10:19 am

Really tense: "If you don't shut up about smiting, you'll be able to research it quite thoroughly as I smite you to death with your own cerebellum"
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Postby Twelveeyes on Wed Apr 03, 2002 12:15 am

Hrm. Doesn't one need their cerebellum to operate one's body?

Or are you proposing a remote controlling of the cerebellum that it will smite one's brains from the inside?

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Postby Corybantic on Thu Apr 04, 2002 12:58 am

No, I'll just rip it out of your skull.
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Postby Twelveeyes on Thu Apr 04, 2002 8:34 pm

Hrm. Then what would be the point of smiting?

Surely one would die if their head was ripped open and part of their brain pulled out?

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Postby Corybantic on Thu Apr 04, 2002 9:13 pm

It's more an anger and tension release/enjoyment thing
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Postby Twelveeyes on Fri Apr 05, 2002 5:25 am

*considers locking Liam up in a dungeon*

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Postby Delirieuse on Fri Apr 05, 2002 6:43 am

I'm with you here, Liam. I'm in the mood for a smitin'!
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Postby Corybantic on Fri Apr 05, 2002 6:51 am

You just try that.
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Postby Delirieuse on Fri Apr 05, 2002 6:55 am

Maybe we could play totem tennis. You could attach someone's brainstem to the top of a pole and take turns hitting the brain around with bats.
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Postby Corybantic on Fri Apr 05, 2002 7:10 am

how about cerebral cortex table tennis!
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