You know you want to...

Velvetglitter · Post by **Velvetglitter** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 4:48 am

Um, I don't think I really had anything to say.

Except I want Wackiness fan fic! I'd write it... except I kinda already have.

And you can't write fan fic about your own life.

Corybantic · Post by **Corybantic** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 7:14 am

You know, I'd encourage you, but generally, all your fics seem to degenerate into slash eventually.

Corybantic · Post by **Corybantic** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 7:20 am

Which leaves me with two options. One is that I get with Tyk. And Tyk, feel free to back me up and say...

umm... NO!

or the other option is to get seriously weird and bring another me over from another dimention (you just KNOW it'll happen in the strip one day) and while I can get a bit narcissistic, I'm nowhere near that level.

So, for the love of god, let's not write Wacky!Slash, ok?

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 12:00 am

*smiles sweetly* Who said anything about m/m slash? And who said they were human?

Jo, having virtually no idea what she's going on about...

Corybantic · Post by **Corybantic** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 7:54 am

I merely point out that most of my friends fan fics seem to eventually involve guys in relationships with other guys. Now there's nothing wrong with that. And there's nothing wrong with Nat writing me (or a character based on me) as gay. I mean, if I had a problem with that, a much larger stink would have been kicked up about Kit and Tias.

No, the problem is the lack of males that I can be paired off with. The choice of one, in fact. And that is Tyk... oh, or one of the Mod-Squad Zombies. But, to quote Nat, <I>That'd just be... wrong</I>

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 11:38 pm

One word: Cameo.

Jo

Tycho · Post by **Tycho** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 4:42 am

As a matter of fact, I'd have to agree with Liam. I'm not very well suited towards a M/M slashy fan-fic.
Now, Dunni & Uncle Wodger, I can see. Especially with that whole Wodger saying "Come sit on Uncle's knee, Dunni !". ... Okay, that was just a coupla times. At KFC & at Pancake Parlour during yr12 exams, but it was still uproariously hilarious for me. ... Still is when you really get down to it.
*shrugs* But I gotta agree with jo. Slashy slashy is alright with girls.
Or, alternately, Dani could bring in Cthulu ! I know she's dying to bring him in !

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 1:47 am

*grin*

Cameoooo....

*snerk*

Ooh, plot bunnies are starting to...thingy.

Jo

Corybantic · Post by **Corybantic** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 5:33 am

fornicate?

Tycho · Post by **Tycho** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:07 am

They're playing Leapfrog !
... Yes, Leapfrog !
Well it's not my fault if they get stuck on the first 'leap' !

Delirieuse · Post by **Delirieuse** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 8:12 am

No, they're starting to tapdance and perform scenes from "Blackadder on Ice"

Velvetglitter · Post by **Velvetglitter** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 9:36 pm

I'd just like to say, in my defence, if I wanted to write a non slashy fan fic, I'd be perfectly capable of it, and I'll prove it some day even.

So nyah!

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 1:53 am

*grin* I meant...they were starting to go rabid. Perhaps it's all that biting of each other...

Rabid plot bunnies are annoying.

Jo

Tycho · Post by **Tycho** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 5:46 am

Nah, they're kewl, rabid plot bunnies !
You just line them up into a phalanx, tout some trumpets (PARP !) and watch them go nuts at each other !
Yes, yes I am showing my absolute lack of knowledge of rabid plot bunnies. And I don't care.

For nat's defence, I think she's capable of writing a non-slashy fic. If she could only stop grinning at the thought of each and every sort of slashy combo of ppl out there.

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 3:36 pm

Of course you can write non-slashy fics. Just leave out all the slashy bits...easy!

On the other hand, you could get some guys and gals...

Jo

Tycho · Post by **Tycho** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 3:48 pm

The problem is, I don't think most people are capable of writing any sort of fan fic without some hinting of relationships. Otherwise, it'd just be another crappy 80's martial arts movie.

Slashy is not necessarily bad or wrong. It's jsut a matter of how far your mind can bend with the slashiness before it snaps.

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 3:54 pm

Well, you could...and it wouldn't have to be a crappy 80's martial arts movie...I mean, you just leave out the sexual relationships and have people as *friends.*

Hrmm. How bad can slash get? At the most it can only squick you...

Jo

Tycho · Post by **Tycho** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 4:23 am

* takes a deep breath, then releases it. *
Well, I'm pretty sure these forums really shouldn't be exposed to the depths of how far I can get perverted and twisted, even when it comes to Slashiness. * cracks knuckles * If it's a deviancy involving sex, I've probably heard of it, or a rumour about it.
The common deviancy stuff like Beastiality, Sado-Masochism, and Necrophilia (I don't consider gay/lesbian sex deviant), are nothing. We're talking stranger stuff. Plasmophilia, merophilia, or even Petriphilia.
So basically, you don't want to go to the depths I can go.

Velvetglitter · Post by **Velvetglitter** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:22 am

On 2002-03-27 04:23, tycho wrote:
The common deviancy stuff like Beastiality, Sado-Masochism, and Necrophilia (I don't consider gay/lesbian sex deviant), are nothing.

Dani says bestiality, sado-masochism and necrophilia don't need capital letters.

So nyah.

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 1:39 am

On 2002-03-27 04:23, tycho wrote:
Plasmophilia, merophilia, or even Petriphilia.

*runs after dictionary, catches it and looks up stuff*
Not all that bad. *frown* and why is it -philia? Philos in Greek means friend..or is it lover of?
*shrug*
If it's written well, it's okay...oh, wait. Is *that* the problem?

Jo