Hello!

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 9:58 pm

Oh. So we can all go and dance on tables now?

Jo

Corybantic · Post by **Corybantic** » Fri Apr 12, 2002 5:58 am

No. First the horses must be planted and the crops tethered.

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 12:18 am

What happened to gathering the muck?

Jo

Tycho · Post by **Tycho** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 8:45 pm

What about the duck ?

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Sat Apr 13, 2002 11:06 pm

When they threw the duck into the pond, they forgot it had a coconut tied to its feet. So it drowned.

Ducks don't float!

Jo

Dark Prophet · Post by **Dark Prophet** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 3:29 am

A coconut? Will that be the one the Swallows brought in?

Delirieuse · Post by **Delirieuse** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 3:33 am

Pfft. How could swallows carry a coconut? They'd have to have it on a line.

Corybantic · Post by **Corybantic** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 4:44 am

They'd hold it in their beaks, naturally.

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 3:37 pm

They could grip it by the husk...

Jo

Dark Prophet · Post by **Dark Prophet** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 12:43 pm

ah, but is it an African swallow or a European swallow?

Delirieuse · Post by **Delirieuse** » Tue Apr 16, 2002 5:24 am

Don't know...what's its airspeed?

Corybantic · Post by **Corybantic** » Wed Apr 17, 2002 8:23 am

On second thoughts, lets not persue this line of questions... 'tis a silly... er.. idea.

Delirieuse · Post by **Delirieuse** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 5:11 am

Motion seconded. Do we have a quorum?

Corybantic · Post by **Corybantic** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 7:33 am

Sold.

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Fri Apr 19, 2002 8:11 pm

To the man with the chicken standing on its head?

Jo

Dark Prophet · Post by **Dark Prophet** » Sat Apr 20, 2002 4:20 am

What chicken?

<chicken: *cluck*>

Sold to me? Put it in the cart with Arnold then, next to the old boots.

Delirieuse · Post by **Delirieuse** » Sat Apr 20, 2002 5:11 am

I thought it was the man with three heads and the elderberry bush full of kippers who won the final bid...

Twelveeyes · Post by **Twelveeyes** » Tue Apr 23, 2002 1:15 am

No, no..you're confusing him with the newt.

Jo