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I've spent the past year thinking up a different approach to death and dismemberment each and every weekday. Believe me, I have some creative ideas for you.
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Well put. I heard of a very creative idea from som Israeli general or something:<P>Apparently, these people believe that, als fighters in a holy war, they'll be in seventh heaven after they die. But apparently, this is only possible if they are "pure" when buried. You aren't "pure" in that sense if you have, for example, been in contact with a pig without going through some cleaning ritual. So it was suggested that the remains of suicide bombers should be buried <I>wrapped into pig intestines</I>. That should pose some discouragement for further candidates for "seventh heaven".<P>You know, if Bin Laden is ever found, I propose that his remains are <I>fed</I> to pigs. There can't be a worse way to be buried but in the form of pig shit ...