(with apologies to BoxJam) Lee's Conan Descriptor Thread

Postby Pyromancy on Wed Mar 28, 2001 1:27 am

Conan the cesarean.<P>Doctor: Aint no way this baby's gonna fit thru there!<P>*CHOP*
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Postby Pyromancy on Wed Mar 28, 2001 1:30 am

Conan needs buryin'.<P>"This guys stinks since they chopped his head off!"
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Postby Nd on Wed Mar 28, 2001 2:08 am

Conan the Gregorian...<P>Chant louder, lest I chop of your head.<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://ironshamrock.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Iron Shamrock</A>, the comic where a priest, a rabbi, and a sheep really <B>do</B> walk into a bar.<P>um, yeah...
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Postby Michael on Wed Mar 28, 2001 6:03 am

Conan the Samaritan:<P>After an accident like that, you're better off if I chop off your head.<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://www.vivtek.com/toonbots/" TARGET=_blank>Toonbots.</A> Only the coolest of people like it. You want to be cool, don't you?
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Postby Pyromancy on Wed Mar 28, 2001 7:08 am

Conan the bavarian.<P>"Eat this pretzel or I chop of your head. Ja."
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Postby Pyromancy on Wed Mar 28, 2001 7:10 am

Conan the vulgarian.<P>"Alright ya @$@# @#$#!! I'm @#$#@ gonna #%@@ chop your #%@^#$ mutha-@#@$#@% head the @$@# off!!!"
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Postby Michael on Wed Mar 28, 2001 8:17 am

Conan the Volgarian:<P>Pull that barge or I'll chop your head off!
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Postby Lord Emsworth on Wed Mar 28, 2001 10:17 am

Conan the grammarian:<P>"Make proper use of inflection and syntax, or else I shall chop off your heads" <P>
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Postby Nd on Wed Mar 28, 2001 11:18 am

Conan the Mysterian:<P>I shall come out of these shadows and chop off your head...<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://ironshamrock.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Iron Shamrock</A>, the comic where a priest, a rabbi, and a sheep really <B>do</B> walk into a bar.
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Postby Nd on Wed Mar 28, 2001 12:36 pm

Conan the Nubian...<P>"What's a Nubian?"<P>*chop*<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://ironshamrock.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Iron Shamrock</A>, the comic where a priest, a rabbi, and a sheep really <B>do</B> walk into a bar.<P>um, yeah...
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Postby Pyromancy on Thu Mar 29, 2001 3:55 am

Conan the Mongolian.<P>(A bunch of chinese sounding words)*CHOP*
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Postby ZOMBIE USER 761 on Thu Mar 29, 2001 4:58 am

conan the kindergarden<P>A is for Apple
B is for Boy
C is for *chop*<P><font size=1>i'm sorry...i suck at this</font>
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Postby Pyromancy on Thu Mar 29, 2001 6:08 am

Conan the corsican.<P>*CHOP*
"OW!"
"What're you yellin for? He chopped my head off!"
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Postby Pyromancy on Thu Mar 29, 2001 7:41 am

Conan the Freudian.<P>"Sometimes a sword is just a penis. Oh $#|+!"
*CHOP*
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Postby Pyromancy on Thu Mar 29, 2001 7:45 am

Conan the bolivian.<P>
"Welcome to the beautiful country of Bolivia. We hope you enjoy your-" *CHOP*
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Postby Pyromancy on Thu Mar 29, 2001 7:52 am

Conan the Schwarzeneggerian.<P>"You've been eating other people's lunches?!?"
*CHOP*
"IT'S NOT A TUMA!!!"
*CHOP*
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Postby Angelice on Thu Mar 29, 2001 8:03 am

Conan the Mulderian<P>"The truth is out " *CHOP*
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Postby Animaniac on Thu Mar 29, 2001 9:19 am

Conan the Vogonian<P>"Oh freddled gruntbuggly...
...thy micturations are to me
As plurdled gabblegotchits on a lurgid bee.
Groop I implore thee,
My foonting turlingdromes.
And hooptiously drangle me with crinkly bindlewurdles,
Or I will rend thee in the gobberwarts with my blurglecruncheon,
See if I don't!" <P>::Audience chops own heads off::<P>Animaniac
::"Charming man,' he said. 'I wish I had a daughter so I could forbid her to marry one...'::
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Postby Nd on Thu Mar 29, 2001 10:21 am

Conan the Australian...
G'day mate! It's time to throw another head on the barbie.
*chop*
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Postby Nd on Thu Mar 29, 2001 10:26 am

Conan the Kirilian...
See, even without their heads, the aura still shows up...
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