(with apologies to BoxJam) Lee's Conan Descriptor Thread

Postby Napoleon on Sun Nov 12, 2000 11:25 am

Conan the Kandarian:<P>"Cunda astratta montose eargrets gutt nos veratoos canda amantos canda."<P>*evil spirit comes out of the woods to chop off Michael's head*
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Postby Rtist54 on Wed Nov 15, 2000 9:26 am

Conan the NBC Late night talk show Host-arian.<P>Our next guest tonight *Chop*....
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Postby Chris Troute on Wed Nov 15, 2000 9:39 am

I am only posting this because Napoleon has threatened me with repeated defenestration if I don't:<P>Conan the Incendiarian.
"First I'll set you on fire, then I'll chop off your head!"<P>*returns to lurk-mode*
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Postby Napoleon on Wed Nov 15, 2000 9:49 am

Conan the Mammalian:<P>"I've got hair, I'm warm-blooded, and I'm just about to chop off your head."<P>(And thanks, Chris. That's one thing I love about you -- you're easy to push aro... er... nice. Yeah. That's what I meant to say.)<P>------------------
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Postby Michael on Wed Nov 15, 2000 10:32 am

Conan the lighter-than-air-ian:<P>I'd chop off your head, but I can't reach down that far.<P>Napoleon, if you're gonna go linking to the PAFTWJ I'm going to have to improve that description...<P>------------------
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Postby Michael on Wed Nov 15, 2000 10:34 am

Conan the lighter-than-Aryan:<P>I'm gonna chop yo blonde haid off 'n burn it on this here cross, boa!<P>I need sleep.<P>------------------
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Postby Dan Nicholls on Thu Nov 16, 2000 9:55 am

Conan the Repairman.<P>"Oh, yeah I can fix it. Cost? Well, looks like someone's taken your arm and leg..."<P>------------------
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Postby Napoleon on Thu Nov 16, 2000 12:52 pm

Conan the Clarion:<P>"This is a clear call to action. Said action being to chop off your head."<P>And Michael, I cackle in your general direction.
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Postby PDI on Tue Nov 21, 2000 10:40 am

(I tried to resist)<P>Conan the Aquarium<P><I>Blubbb...blubb...blubb...<B>CHOP!</B></I><P>
Conan the Terrarium<P><I>Help! Get me out of this glass bubble! Or I'll chop your heads off!</I><P>
Conan the Hairy Nun<P>Haily Mary, full of ... Oh, %$#@ it! *chop*
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Postby PDI on Tue Nov 28, 2000 11:44 am

Do I A) Kill posts with my presense, or
B) Only catch onto things as they're about to die?<P>
*snf*
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Postby Michael on Tue Mar 27, 2001 7:33 am

<center>
<I>Now! Relive Robin Hood as you've never seen it before!</I>
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<B>CONAN AS MAID MARIAN!</B>
</center><P>Try to imprison me, will you, Sheriff! *chop* Long live King Richard!
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Postby Michael on Tue Mar 27, 2001 7:42 am

Conan the Ferryman:<P>Cross my palm with silver or I'll only row your <I>head</I> across the Styx.<P>(To quote nd: Um, yeah...)
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Postby Michael on Tue Mar 27, 2001 7:44 am

Way to go, Jae. You're the first repeat in three months of Conan epithets.<P>Gilligan, Skipper, Conan and Mary Ann:<P>"Skipper, Skipper!" *chop*<P>------------------
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Postby Pyromancy on Tue Mar 27, 2001 7:51 am

Conan the diptherian.<P>There's some places you just shouldn't go.
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Postby Lee Herold on Tue Mar 27, 2001 11:52 am

I thought I'd revive this one. I've missed it.<P>(with apologies to <A HREF="http://snaildust.xidus.net" TARGET=_blank>Napoleon</A>)<P>CONAN THE DEFENESTRARIAN<P>"I'll throw you out this window. You <I>and</I> your chopped-off head!"<p>[This message has been edited by Lee Herold (edited 03-27-2001).]
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Postby Nd on Tue Mar 27, 2001 11:56 am

Conan the Regurgitarian...<P>See, I told you, I'd chop off your head... Actually, that's pretty sick looking *byluork*<P>------------------
<A HREF="http://ironshamrock.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Iron Shamrock</A>, the comic where a priest, a rabbi, and a sheep really <B>do</B> walk into a bar.
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Postby Pyromancy on Wed Mar 28, 2001 1:20 am

Conan the santerian.<P>"I will chop off this chicken's head."
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Postby Nd on Wed Mar 28, 2001 1:21 am

Conan the Arboretum...<P>I said <B>don't</B> pick the flowers.
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<A HREF="http://ironshamrock.keenspace.com" TARGET=_blank>Iron Shamrock</A>, the comic where a priest, a rabbi, and a sheep really <B>do</B> walk into a bar.<P>um, yeah...<p>[This message has been edited by nd (edited 03-28-2001).]
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Postby Pyromancy on Wed Mar 28, 2001 1:24 am

Conan the sagitarian.<P>"I'm born in, like, early december." CHOP!!!
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Postby Pyromancy on Wed Mar 28, 2001 1:25 am

Conan the aquarian.<P>"This is the dawning of the age of-" CHOP!
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