(with apologies to BoxJam) Lee's Conan Descriptor Thread

Postby Brad J. Guigar on Thu Oct 26, 2000 4:52 am

Conan the Barber-Aryan<P>Come on in, we've got t'ree chairs und no waiting. You can sit by da painting of Der Fuerher, if you like. You say you want und little off the top? Well, have I got der news for you! *chop*<P>------------------
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Postby Nd on Thu Oct 26, 2000 8:46 am

Conan the Sumerian.<P>XO>VC<>!!!! *CHOP*<P>
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Postby Nd on Thu Oct 26, 2000 8:48 am

Conan the Manchurian.<P>Vote for me or I'll chop off your head.<p>[This message has been edited by nd (edited 10-26-2000).]
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Postby Michael on Thu Oct 26, 2000 9:22 am

Conan is the nicest, friendliest, most honest man who ever chopped off my head.
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Postby Lee Herold on Thu Oct 26, 2000 9:28 am

Conan the Presbyterian<P>"Adhere to the tradition of Reformed Theology or I'll chop off your head!"
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Postby Nd on Thu Oct 26, 2000 9:39 am

Conan the Anglican.<P>Eschew Catholicism or I'll chop off your head.<P><P>------------------
um, yeah...
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Postby Pyromancy on Thu Oct 26, 2000 11:16 am

Conan the carrion.<P>"CROM! I stink! My stench will chop off your head."
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Postby Napoleon on Thu Oct 26, 2000 11:57 am

> Conan the carrion.<P>Conan needs buryin'.<P>"I might be a rotting corpse, but I'll still chop off your head!"
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Postby Lee Herold on Thu Oct 26, 2000 11:59 am

Conan the Napoleon<P>"I'll chop off Michael's head."
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Postby Napoleon on Fri Oct 27, 2000 1:35 am

Conan the Did-It-Again<P>"Leeeeee! Make him stop before I chop off his head!"
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Postby Tirdun on Fri Oct 27, 2000 3:15 am

Conan the Magician<P>"Now, watch as I attempt to reattach my lovely assistant's head"
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Postby Tirdun on Fri Oct 27, 2000 3:17 am

Conan the used car salesman<P>"Now what do I have to do to put you in this 93 Aspire?"<P>"Let's talk financing, don't worry, we won't chop off your head (nervous laugh)"
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Postby BJ on Tue Oct 31, 2000 7:53 am

Conan the Marryin':<P>"Do you, Conan, take Valeria to be your lawfully wedded--" *CHOP* "...oh, never mind."<P>------------------
You'll find that as you grow weaker there's <A HREF="http://www.jobeth.net" TARGET=_blank>less hurt</A> because there's much less to hurt.
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Postby Nd on Fri Nov 10, 2000 6:10 am

Nope. No cure for cancer here.<P>Conan the Cancerian.
If you call me a crab again, I'll chop of your head.<P>------------------
um, yeah...
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Postby Gopher on Fri Nov 10, 2000 8:07 am

Conan the Prayin' 'un<P>If this doesn't work, I'll have to chop off somebody's head.
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Postby Nd on Fri Nov 10, 2000 8:41 am

Conan the Gremlin.<P>If you pour water on me, I can chop off lot's of heads...<p>[This message has been edited by nd (edited 11-10-2000).]
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Postby Pyromancy on Fri Nov 10, 2000 11:25 am

Conan the ovarian.<P>(bawling eyes out) I am all bloaty and I feel like I could just...chop off your head!
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Postby Pyromancy on Sun Nov 12, 2000 2:44 am

Conan the malarian.
I'm(shiver) sick(shiver) and(shiver) stuff(shiver). But I'll still chop off your head.
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Postby Michael on Sun Nov 12, 2000 10:08 am

Conan the Wary 'un:<P>Shhh! I'm going to chop off your head, but very quietly!<P>------------------
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Postby Michael on Sun Nov 12, 2000 10:13 am

Conan the Riparian:<P>I'll chop off your head as soon as the waters of the Nile recede.<P>------------------
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