(with apologies to BoxJam) Lee's Conan Descriptor Thread

Postby Pooga on Wed Oct 25, 2000 7:18 am

Conan the Antidisestablishmentarian.<P>"Being opposed to the disestablishment of the Church of England, I propose to chop all their heads off instead."<P>Pooga <IMG SRC="http://smilecwm.tripod.com/net6/oink.gif">
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Postby Tirdun on Wed Oct 25, 2000 7:42 am

Conan the Equestrian
Conan the Thespian
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Conan the Lesbian.<P>or better yet<P>Conan the Lesbian Equestrian.<P>"Ooh, look at all us girls in our tight jodpurs and silk blouses.... tee-hee, oh my, I'm going to go chop off some heads."<p>[This message has been edited by Tirdun (edited 10-25-2000).]
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Postby Lee Herold on Wed Oct 25, 2000 7:51 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tirdun:
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Conan the Lesbian Equestrian.<P>[This message has been edited by Tirdun (edited 10-25-2000).]</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Dude, ever since Taffy Bondage Licorice Lesbians, you've had a one track mind.
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Postby BoxJam on Wed Oct 25, 2000 8:04 am

Dammit!<P>Pooga took the one I was going to do!<P>------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.<P>How I hate it.
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Postby BoxJam on Wed Oct 25, 2000 8:08 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by BoxJam:
<B>Dammit!<P>Pooga took the one I was going to do!<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Conan the Contrarian.<P><P>------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.<P>How I hate it.
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Postby Michael on Wed Oct 25, 2000 8:24 am

Conan is carryin':<P>"I was going to chop off your head, but eh, what the hell" *blam*
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Postby Pyromancy on Wed Oct 25, 2000 9:15 am

Conan the Scary 'un.<P>"BOO!!!" Cuts off your head.
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Postby Pyromancy on Wed Oct 25, 2000 9:17 am

Conan the "look over there-ian"<P>"Hey, Ian, look over there!" Cuts off his head.
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Postby Pyromancy on Wed Oct 25, 2000 9:18 am

Conan the Thunderian.<P>"Sword of Omens, give me the ability to cut off their heads!"
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Postby Lee Herold on Wed Oct 25, 2000 9:35 am

Conan the Custodian<P>"You kids track mud all over this floor again, I'll chop off your heads!"
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Postby Michael on Wed Oct 25, 2000 9:43 am

Conan the Remarryin'<P>"You know I love you more. We can get married as soon as I chop off her head."
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Postby Gopher on Wed Oct 25, 2000 11:05 am

Conan the Futilitarian<P>"It won't change anything in the long run, but I'll chop off your head anyway"
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Postby Gopher on Wed Oct 25, 2000 11:06 am

Conan the Proletarian<P>"I'm going to chop off the heads of the oppressive ruling class"
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Postby Gopher on Wed Oct 25, 2000 11:08 am

Conan the Sanitarian<P>"I'm going to chop off your head as soon as I finish cleaning this sword"
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Postby Gopher on Wed Oct 25, 2000 11:10 am

Conan the Planarian<P>"As soon as I evolve into something with opposable thumbs, I'll chop off your head"
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Postby Tirdun on Wed Oct 25, 2000 11:38 am

Conan the Planitarium<P>"And over here is the sword of Orion (chop) and the sword of Hercules (chop) and there's the big hacker (chop) er, dipper".
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Postby Pyromancy on Wed Oct 25, 2000 11:48 am

Conan the Vetrinarian.<P>"I must make this puppy well so it's healthy when I chop off it's head."
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Postby Lee Herold on Thu Oct 26, 2000 12:31 am

Conan the "So There"-ian<P>"You might have a nicer loincloth than me, but I just cut off your head. So there!"
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Postby Tirdun on Thu Oct 26, 2000 3:53 am

Conan of the Sanitarium<P>"Chop (drool) ahhhhhh (twitch) CHOP!!!"
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Postby Tirdun on Thu Oct 26, 2000 3:57 am

Conan the Canadian<P>"Want a beer, Eh? Or maybe a hockey stick (CHOP) Eh?"<P>With apologies to... oh never mind.
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