(with apologies to BoxJam) Lee's Conan Descriptor Thread

Pyromancy · Post by **Pyromancy** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 12:41 am

Conan the rastafarian.If it feels good, I'll cut your head off.

Pyromancy · Post by **Pyromancy** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 12:42 am

Conan the Bulgarian."Don't make fun of my mustache, I'm just a 10 year old girl!" Cuts off their head.

Pyromancy · Post by **Pyromancy** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 12:44 am

Conan the Agrarian."Grow them vegtables, or I'll cut your head off."

Nd · Post by Nd » Tue Oct 24, 2000 1:59 am

Conan the Hungarian..."If Michael mistreats my daughter, I'll cut off his head."------------------
um, yeah...

Nd · Post by Nd » Tue Oct 24, 2000 2:01 am

Conan the Egalitarian..."I'll cut off everyone's heads."------------------
um, yeah...

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:12 am

I don't think I'll accept the apology.*gets head cut off*------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.How I hate it.

BoxJam · Post by **BoxJam** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:13 am

Conan the Actuarian:"Your life insurance premiums go down...
when I chop off your head!"------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.How I hate it.

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:15 am

Conan the Aquarian:"Oooh, groovy! I think I'll, like, chop off your head, maaan. Wow."[This message has been edited by Michael (edited 10-24-2000).]

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:17 am

Conan on barium:"This tumor's killing me, but I can still chop off your head!"

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:18 am

Conan's a hairy'un:"Just a little off the top, then I can see to chop off your head!"

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:19 am

Conan the Fairy Hun:"Get me a little boy or I chop off everybody's head in Europe!"

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:20 am

Conan with flood control:"Sorry, I have to wait 60 seconds before chopping off your head."Dammit.

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:24 am

Conan the Peanut Butter Man:He bites you and you die!(This one was from Little Boxjam, or my daughter. Whatever.)

Michael · Post by **Michael** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:26 am

Conan the Schwann's Man:"You want these frozen pierogies or should I chop off your head?"

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 11:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE>quote:<HR>Originally posted by Tirdun:
Conan the Parlimentarian.
(white wig, black poofy robe, bad English accent)"Roite, ooos next to be decappatated, eh?"
<HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 11:13 am

Conan the Libertarian"Liberty, Enterprise, and Personal Responsibility! Or I chop off your heads!"

Pyromancy · Post by **Pyromancy** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 11:18 am

Conan the vegetarian."Eat vegtables... Or I cut off your head!"

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 11:18 am

Conan the Septuagenarian"Back in my day we didn't have all these fancy computers. You wanted to send a message to someone, you marched a thousand leagues across frozen wasteland and chopped off their head. And they LIKED it!!"

Pyromancy · Post by **Pyromancy** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 11:29 am

Conan the Antiquarian."That silverware is VERY old; so old, in fact, that I should cut off your head."

Lee Herold · Post by **Lee Herold** » Tue Oct 24, 2000 11:38 am

Conan the Librarian"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *cuts off their head*