(with apologies to BoxJam) Lee's Conan Descriptor Thread

Postby Pyromancy on Tue Oct 24, 2000 12:41 am

Conan the rastafarian.<P>If it feels good, I'll cut your head off.
User avatar
Pyromancy
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 651
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Look behind you.

Postby Pyromancy on Tue Oct 24, 2000 12:42 am

Conan the Bulgarian.<P>"Don't make fun of my mustache, I'm just a 10 year old girl!" Cuts off their head.
User avatar
Pyromancy
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 651
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Look behind you.

Postby Pyromancy on Tue Oct 24, 2000 12:44 am

Conan the Agrarian.<P>"Grow them vegtables, or I'll cut your head off."
User avatar
Pyromancy
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 651
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Look behind you.

Postby Nd on Tue Oct 24, 2000 1:59 am

Conan the Hungarian...<P>"If Michael mistreats my daughter, I'll cut off his head."<P>------------------
um, yeah...
Nd
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1290
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Purgatorio

Postby Nd on Tue Oct 24, 2000 2:01 am

Conan the Egalitarian...<P>"I'll cut off everyone's heads."<P>------------------
um, yeah...
Nd
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1290
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Purgatorio

Postby BoxJam on Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:12 am

I don't think I'll accept the apology.<P>*gets head cut off*<P>------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.<P>How I hate it.
BoxJam
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1700
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: USA

Postby BoxJam on Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:13 am

Conan the Actuarian:<P>"Your life insurance premiums go down...
when I chop off your head!"<P>------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.<P>How I hate it.
BoxJam
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1700
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: USA

Postby Michael on Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:15 am

Conan the Aquarian:<P>"Oooh, groovy! I think I'll, like, chop off your head, maaan. Wow."<p>[This message has been edited by Michael (edited 10-24-2000).]
Michael
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1385
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Bloomington IN USA

Postby Michael on Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:17 am

Conan on barium:<P>"This tumor's killing me, but I can still chop off your head!"
Michael
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1385
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Bloomington IN USA

Postby Michael on Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:18 am

Conan's a hairy'un:<P>"Just a little off the top, then I can see to chop off your head!"
Michael
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1385
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Bloomington IN USA

Postby Michael on Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:19 am

Conan the Fairy Hun:<P>"Get me a little boy or I chop off everybody's head in Europe!"
Michael
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1385
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Bloomington IN USA

Postby Michael on Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:20 am

Conan with flood control:<P>"Sorry, I have to wait 60 seconds before chopping off your head."<P>Dammit.
Michael
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1385
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Bloomington IN USA

Postby Michael on Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:24 am

Conan the Peanut Butter Man:<P>He bites you and you die!<P>(This one was from Little Boxjam, or my daughter. Whatever.)
Michael
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1385
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Bloomington IN USA

Postby Michael on Tue Oct 24, 2000 3:26 am

Conan the Schwann's Man:<P>"You want these frozen pierogies or should I <I>chop off your head?</I>"
Michael
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1385
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Bloomington IN USA

Postby Lee Herold on Tue Oct 24, 2000 11:09 am

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tirdun:
<b>Conan the Parlimentarian.
(white wig, black poofy robe, bad English accent)<P>"Roite, ooos next to be decappatated, eh?"
</b><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>
Lee Herold
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1938
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Pittsburgh PA USA

Postby Lee Herold on Tue Oct 24, 2000 11:13 am

Conan the Libertarian<P>"Liberty, Enterprise, and Personal Responsibility! Or I chop off your heads!"
Lee Herold
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1938
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Pittsburgh PA USA

Postby Pyromancy on Tue Oct 24, 2000 11:18 am

Conan the vegetarian.<P>"Eat vegtables... Or I cut off your head!"
User avatar
Pyromancy
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 651
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Look behind you.

Postby Lee Herold on Tue Oct 24, 2000 11:18 am

Conan the Septuagenarian<P>"Back in <b>my</b> day we didn't have all these fancy <i>computers</i>. You wanted to send a message to someone, you marched a thousand leagues across frozen wasteland and chopped off their head. And they <b>LIKED</b> it!!"
Lee Herold
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1938
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Pittsburgh PA USA

Postby Pyromancy on Tue Oct 24, 2000 11:29 am

Conan the Antiquarian.<P>"That silverware is VERY old; so old, in fact, that I should cut off your head."
User avatar
Pyromancy
Regular Poster
 
Posts: 651
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Look behind you.

Postby Lee Herold on Tue Oct 24, 2000 11:38 am

Conan the Librarian<P>"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *cuts off their head*
Lee Herold
Cartoon Hero
 
Posts: 1938
Joined: Fri Jan 01, 1999 4:00 pm
Location: Pittsburgh PA USA

Next

 

Return to Chopping Block



Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 2 guests