(with apologies to BoxJam) Lee's Conan Descriptor Thread

[Pyromancy]

Conan the rastafarian.<P>If it feels good, I'll cut your head off.

[Pyromancy]

Conan the Bulgarian.<P>"Don't make fun of my mustache, I'm just a 10 year old girl!" Cuts off their head.

[Pyromancy]

Conan the Agrarian.<P>"Grow them vegtables, or I'll cut your head off."

[Nd]

Conan the Hungarian...<P>"If Michael mistreats my daughter, I'll cut off his head."<P>------------------
um, yeah...

[Nd]

Conan the Egalitarian...<P>"I'll cut off everyone's heads."<P>------------------
um, yeah...

[BoxJam]

I don't think I'll accept the apology.<P>*gets head cut off*<P>------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.<P>How I hate it.

[BoxJam]

Conan the Actuarian:<P>"Your life insurance premiums go down...
when I chop off your head!"<P>------------------
Here comes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>!
Good ol' <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>...Yes, sir!
There goes <A HREF="http://www.boxjamsdoodle.com" TARGET=_blank>BoxJam's Doodle</A>.<P>How I hate it.

[Michael]

Conan the Aquarian:<P>"Oooh, groovy! I think I'll, like, chop off your head, maaan. Wow."<p>[This message has been edited by Michael (edited 10-24-2000).]

[Michael]

Conan on barium:<P>"This tumor's killing me, but I can still chop off your head!"

[Michael]

Conan's a hairy'un:<P>"Just a little off the top, then I can see to chop off your head!"

[Michael]

Conan the Fairy Hun:<P>"Get me a little boy or I chop off everybody's head in Europe!"

[Michael]

Conan with flood control:<P>"Sorry, I have to wait 60 seconds before chopping off your head."<P>Dammit.

[Michael]

Conan the Peanut Butter Man:<P>He bites you and you die!<P>(This one was from Little Boxjam, or my daughter. Whatever.)

[Michael]

Conan the Schwann's Man:<P>"You want these frozen pierogies or should I <I>chop off your head?</I>"

[Lee Herold]

<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by Tirdun:
<b>Conan the Parlimentarian.
(white wig, black poofy robe, bad English accent)<P>"Roite, ooos next to be decappatated, eh?"
</b><HR></BLOCKQUOTE>

[Lee Herold]

Conan the Libertarian<P>"Liberty, Enterprise, and Personal Responsibility! Or I chop off your heads!"

[Pyromancy]

Conan the vegetarian.<P>"Eat vegtables... Or I cut off your head!"

[Lee Herold]

Conan the Septuagenarian<P>"Back in <b>my</b> day we didn't have all these fancy <i>computers</i>. You wanted to send a message to someone, you marched a thousand leagues across frozen wasteland and chopped off their head. And they <b>LIKED</b> it!!"

[Pyromancy]

Conan the Antiquarian.<P>"That silverware is VERY old; so old, in fact, that I should cut off your head."

[Lee Herold]

Conan the Librarian<P>"SHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" *cuts off their head*