What Bish Pairing Are You!

Markkastanen · Post by **Markkastanen** » Thu Apr 11, 2002 7:20 pm

On 2002-04-10 07:02, Stormbringer wrote:

MAYBE you should come over to GandD Markkastanen...you and Skydark would get along famously. (...and you're both bloodsuckers...um, well, SD is a lawyer...heh...)

~the Annoying~

Hmm....Now there's someone who has my best interests in mind! Skydark is charming, sophisticated, intelligent, attractive...in short, someone worthy to be seen in public with me--and undoubtedly, a vision in bed. Where do I apply? >=)

Skydark · Post by **Skydark** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 9:01 am

On 2002-04-11 20:20, Markkastanen wrote:
Hmm....Now there's someone who has my best interests in mind! Skydark is charming, sophisticated, intelligent, attractive...in short, someone worthy to be seen in public with me--and undoubtedly, a vision in bed. Where do I apply?

You apply right here. I would have to see your wardrobe first and I need at least 3..no 5 references. Also, how well read are you? What kind of cologne do you prefer? Are you a top or bottom? Do you have a current copy of your bank statement?

Skydark

Markkastanen · Post by **Markkastanen** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 9:59 am

On 2002-04-14 10:01, Skydark wrote:

You apply right here. I would have to see your wardrobe first and I need at least 3..no 5 references. Also, how well read are you? What kind of cologne do you prefer? Are you a top or bottom? Do you have a current copy of your bank statement?

Skydark

An elf after mine own heart....he even speaks my language. >=)

Lets see....Carmine, my valet, can give you a tour of my closet. I suggest you make an appointment.

I fear I can't do much in the way of references--most of my former partners have come to an untimely end. *shakes head regretfully*

The library is down the hall, second door to the right--mostly ancient texts dealing with magecraft, some lovely historical works relating to the Inquistion and the Marquis de Sade--although the you'd probably be interested in the far wall there--I believe I have the most extensive collection of Sidhe poetry this side of the Barrier.

I'm currently wearing Dolce n Gabbana. I prefer top, but that's open to discussion. There have been a few exceptions of note--if I really like you, you can be one of them.

*raises brow* Bank statements, hmmm? Forgive me for being distrustful, but I'll keep those to myself for now. I've known too many lawyers. However the company books are open, you may peruse those if you like.

*smirk* Now, let's have a look at what _you_ bring to the table, my friend. *lightly fingers Skydark's shirt*

Markkastanen · Post by **Markkastanen** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 12:16 pm

Ah yes--and one more thing....if a pissed off incubus comes through here--run like hell.

Aerael · Post by **Aerael** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 12:28 pm

On 2002-04-14 13:16, Markkastanen wrote:
Ah yes--and one more thing....if a pissed off incubus comes through here--run like hell.

No no...feel free. I can always beg and fuck my way back to the Shifter Queen's side.

Markkastanen · Post by **Markkastanen** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 12:40 pm

Oh for the love of---Grr!
Aerael, will you PLEASE stop this? Yes, I said PLEASE. Are you satisfied? >=(

*sweatdrop* My apologies, Skydark. Someone seems to have become dreadfully possesive of late. I have no idea what's gotten into him.

Aerael · Post by **Aerael** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 2:05 pm

My apologies, Markkas...you're absolutely right, of course. But I'll have to go find my meal elsewhere when you're otherwise occupied...

Hmmm...

Well, Belaroth _is_ very enamored of my succubus side. Perhaps he'd be interested in, ah, going out to dinner. Or better yet, dining in. ^_^

Markkastanen · Post by **Markkastanen** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 4:15 pm

>_< ........................
Very well, Aerael, you win this round.
*bows politely* Forgive me, Skydark--
perhaps another time.

*glares at incubus*
Bastard. You'd better make this worth it.

Faelizard · Post by **Faelizard** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 4:31 pm

*watches this amusedly* Eh. I'm officially disturbed. Damn it, who was it told me to go here? And the comic is incredible on top of it. Not enough of the comic, though. I need more.

Aerael · Post by **Aerael** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 4:40 pm

*glares at incubus*
Bastard. You'd better make this worth it.

^_^

Tell you what...not only can you top tonight, but I'll even pop into my other half. We've never done that before, have we? >=)

.....probably a good thing lust fae can't scar...

Thistle · Post by **Thistle** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 4:42 pm

On 2002-04-14 17:31, faelizard wrote:
*watches this amusedly* Eh. I'm officially disturbed. Damn it, who was it told me to go here? And the comic is incredible on top of it. Not enough of the comic, though. I need more.

WOOHOO!! We've officially disturbed a fan!! Life is good!

Yeah, I know...daily would be cool, but Kammy would kill herself. Or me. Probably me. She'd have to fly halfway across the country, but she'd probably do it. Kammy scary artist lady.

KamiKaze · Post by **KamiKaze** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 5:10 pm

Was I mistaken, or did the word "Daily" escape your typing fingers? >=(

Markkastanen · Post by **Markkastanen** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 5:14 pm

On 2002-04-14 17:40, Aerael wrote:
*glares at incubus*
Bastard. You'd better make this worth it.
^_^

Tell you what...not only can you top tonight, but I'll even pop into my other half. We've never done that before, have we? >=)

.....probably a good thing lust fae can't scar...

*blink* You would do such a thing? But surely you know better than anyone what could happen....*bows* I am honored. I shall do everything in my power to prove myself worthy of your trust.

KamiKaze · Post by **KamiKaze** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 5:17 pm

And let's all hope that we can get Thistle to write a story about it. ^_^

Wadaya say? I'll trade you the playboy bunny Mark piccy for a Mark /Lady Aerael story. Pwease???

KamiKaze · Post by **KamiKaze** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 5:33 pm

Oh yeah, and I'm working on the new site--so I won't have mail access....damn-Go-Live-Doesnt'-Work-On-OSX! Grrr....so...if you respond to the mail I sent you about the next story arc, send it to the yahoo addy, I guess. BTW, way to defend ol' Markkas on the BL list! ^_^

Thistle · Post by **Thistle** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 5:37 pm

On 2002-04-14 18:17, KamiKaze wrote:
And let's all hope that we can get Thistle to write a story about it. ^_^

Wadaya say? I'll trade you the playboy bunny Mark piccy for a Mark /Lady Aerael story. Pwease???

You're on. ^_^

Stormkeeper · Post by **Stormkeeper** » Sun Apr 14, 2002 6:57 pm

Um hi, many of you don't know me, I'm the other half (perhaps unofficially) of Hakuyama. It's my job to follow Stormbringer around and make sure he doesn't kill himself or somesuch, make sure he eats, bathes, etc. In our many years of acquaintance I have developed a few characters for his use, one of them being the wry and indifferent Skydark. I really want to apologize for him *sweatdrop*, I left the door of the cage open last night and here he is stirring up trouble. Not that Markkas isn't a very lovely supernatural being and all but I'm sure he doesn't need Sky's sort of baggage, so I promise to keep a better eye on him.

Sorry <G>
SK

Thistle · Post by **Thistle** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 11:33 am

Hey, didn't you post on the old PE MB under Skydark? Or am I thinking of someone else?

Stormbringer · Post by **Stormbringer** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 1:00 pm

Geez...StormKEEPER! You never used that one before. Do you really think I need a keeper? DON'T ANSWER THAT!

Don't you just hate it when the forums down all day? Don't know which is worse, losing the forum or the comics. Luckily it's not usually both.

DAMN ANTS! ARGH! *swat* *splat* Yes, I am at home now...with my anty keyboard. =sigh=

-the Annoying~

Skydark · Post by **Skydark** » Mon Apr 15, 2002 1:08 pm

Why yes, I was once associated with the PE board under this name, I didn't think anyone would remember me. I thought Stormkeeper more appropriate considering it's a full time job in my neck of the woods.

SD