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So how does everyone envision the Pig's voice?
My inner monologue/acting troupe seems to think the Pig sounds somewhat between the guy from SlingBlade and the Sega commercials..
At least he sounds like the "SEGA!" guy everytime he pops up in the background.....
EVIL!
How about you, oh wise and wondrous creator of this universe we enjoy?

Oo! That's exactly how I envision it, except dopplar-shifted up about an octive.

I always figured if he sang, he'd sound like one of the screechier 80s glam bands (Cinderella or Steelheart). Or maybe a little AC/DC. Screechy yet gravel-y. EVIL!

The voice in my head would have to be the mother's voice from Evil Dead II.

'Hey! I'll swallow your soul! I'll swallow you soul! I'll swallow youuurrk!' 'Swallow this.'

You know, except a little higher

Listen. Discuss.

Close, except I always heard more gravel in the voice...
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Have you seen those Blockbuster commercials with that Belushi voiced Pig? I fear that. I fear the fact that kids might start thinking that the EVIL diminunitive ones are cute and cuddly and not the soul starved denizens of hell. We must save their souls by eliminating these four-legged fuzzy defecating demons. Who's with me?!?! I say go to your local pet store and purchase all the EVIL ones you can afford, take them home and sacrifice them to the all seeing all powerful white appliance of preservation by placing them in the ASAPWAP's cavernous container and allowing the ASAPWAP to work it's magic on cleansing these demons of their hellfire!
Or we can all unite in going forth to the pet stores that pander and peddle these pedantic pedivores and scold them most vigourously.
Your choice. Join the cause today!
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Allow me to comment on that post by making a P&TB reference.


"Oo. That's just *weird*, Brain."