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Posted: Sun Oct 14, 2001 10:34 am
by Allan_ecker
Okay, Hammy, here goes.<P>Point one: Lesbianism, huh? I'm working on it; trouble is all the females are straight...
heh heh heh...<P>Point two: As for the movie date idea, I have but one thing to say:
I once took a fishhead to a movie show.
I did not have to pay
to get him in.<P>Point threesome: About the threesome comment:
What?<P>And now, moving at last to the ON TOPIC stuff, you are a naughty, naughty rodent.<P>
::explanation to the non-UH readers:<P>Our forum is down, and we are getting desperate.<P>------------------
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2001 3:20 am
by Hampster
Fishheads! Fishheads! Rolly-polly fisheads <IMG SRC="
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Aaand now I'm late for work.<P>------------------
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2001 3:44 am
by RogueAngel
hmmm ... Hampster ... got enough shower scenes with that little plot? <P>what is it with guys loving the concept of 2 girls goin at it? i don't wanna see two guys goin at it?<P>whatever<P>------------------
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2001 4:50 am
by Hampster
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RogueAngel:
<B>hmmm ... Hampster ... got enough shower scenes with that little plot? <P>what is it with guys loving the concept of 2 girls goin at it? i don't wanna see two guys goin at it?<P>whatever<P></B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>Plot? What Plot? <IMG SRC="
http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>No, seriously it was a bit of a joke. Ways
BJ won't use in a strip to show Jackie isn't
straight.<P>The first idea I had for this was Melissa
saying she didn't see anything. And I thought
that was kind of funny and just went
overboard. I was hoping I'd gone far enough
over the top that people would notice I
wasn't being entirely serious. I guess I
didn't <IMG SRC="
http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif"> Next time I'll just have to add more shower scenes...<P>And 2 girls going at it is really useful when
you've already had enough sexual identity
crisis for the day- and the last thing you
want is to catch yourself thinking:<P><I>Yeah that girl's a lot of fun to look at,
but MiGod that guy's hot</I><P>And for the record, *a lot* of Girls love
the concept of 2 guys goin at it. Why do
you think 90% of slash (real slash, not
femslash) is written by women?<P>And Allan, You're going to Zap Saundra
aren't you? She'll still lust for men, right?
that could work.
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2001 5:51 am
by Allan_ecker
Sexual identity crisis? All that BmB'll do that to ya, ker-wink.<P>Zap Saundra? Hmm... If you're thinking about the Gender Bender, you're dead wrong, but it does bring a Ranma reference to mind...<P>Maybe pervert boy Saundra only like boys. Tell truth now!<P>------------------
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2001 9:15 am
by Zodo
I think the idea of two girls going at it is appealing to men, because women are curvy and sexy, and their unclothed body inspire art as well as eroticism. Two women together, caressing and touching and showing of their elbows and all... <P>Guys on the other hand, are lumpy and hairy, and shouldn't be seen by the light of day. Were also easily aroused by the visual. Thus the prevalence of porn websites.<P>-Zodo, CI
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Posted: Mon Oct 15, 2001 9:59 am
by Rann
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by RogueAngel:
<B>hmmm ... Hampster ... got enough shower scenes with that little plot? <P>what is it with guys loving the concept of 2 girls goin at it? i don't wanna see two guys goin at it?<P>whatever
</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>A lot of women, however, do want to see two guys goin' at it. Slash/yaoi fanfic authors are almost entirely females. The whole thing of "only guys like to watch two girls have sex, women don't want to see two guys have sex" is completely wrong on both ends. Not all guys want to see two girls have sex, for whatever reason, and a number of women are aroused by thinking of/watching two men have sex.<P>------------------
- Rann Aridorn
"Do I have a little 'take a number' sign on me somewhere, or something?"
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2001 12:36 am
by The Incredible Hatboy
>>::Sheepishly hides 1x2,3x4 Forever! flag behind back::<<<P>Oh Gods. My gf's got a frightening array of knowledge about GW slashfics - I've never had the stomach to ask for any details. I still refuse to believe that there wasn't any intended hinting in the original show - "I came out first", says Quatre. Uh-huh. And Trowa play's Quatre's flute at the end of that same episode - and we all know what that means in Japanese slang.
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2001 5:52 am
by Cannonshop
C'mon, Hatboy, what's the problem? I mean, really, think about it:
Trowa didn't get a girl, and neither did Mr. Rabbaba-Winner. Trowa got a "sister" instead.
It's obvious when you think about it, only Heero, Duo, and, Zechs had girlfriend/female love interests. (I'm laughing myself silly here...)
No, there weren't any direct hints in the series, but that doesn't stop Some folk from making connections that may or may not be there, It's all a matter of what you believe you see.
Now, personally, I think Jackie's probably a hint Bi. Which is normal.
She's also incredibly lonely, in spite of the huge number of friends she has, (It's taken her this long to get furniture, come on...) AND, she's made a friend recently that has pointed out a whole slew of things she's never really considered seriously-
1. She's Very Attractive: Jackie has low self-esteem, which is a real shame, since she's sweet, intelligent, and, pretty.
2. she's realized that it isn't just "being a good/tolerant/open person", she's realizing that it's okay for HER to be attracted to women (or, rather, that SHE IS, whether she likes it or not...) She has liked, and probably still does like, Men, but, there's more choices open to her.
3. Ada's a hottie. This can be termed a "Trigger event". <P>How she deals with this is, of course, entirely up to the author, but I think she doesn't need "Alka-Seltzer" to tell her what she's figuring out on her own.
I think the real source of turmoil for her,is the question of "WHAT DO I DO<I><B> NOW</B></I>?, not "What Am I?"
The A-man can't help her with this anymore than her mom could, or any other person who is "not Jackie".
Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2001 9:56 am
by Hampster
OMG! How could I forget yaoi!?
::Sheepishly hides 1x2,3x4 Forever! flag behind back::<P>I must have been tired.<P>nah. The sexual identity crisis' were more
fond memories of highschool. God I wish I'd
admitted I needed glasses years earlier...
I mean, I was sitting in the 2nd row and
still couldn't read the board. Not only
would I probably not have failed so
miserably, but there was this one time after
gym... and if I was going to have to deal
with all the angst anyway at least I could
have gotten a better look. *g*<P>Jackie's farsighted. lucky.<P>Zap somebody! Anybody! Zap them both! We
still want SVex, even if it's not hot
lesbian SVex! But then there's that problem
with Saundra only liking guys. <IMG SRC="
http://www.keenspace.com/forums/frown.gif"> Hey UH
updated finally. o.o ::lightbulb:: *veg* <P>------------------
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 1:43 am
by DocMan
What the smeg are you people talking about?<P>Doc
Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 3:38 am
by Hampster
Welll.. I'd explain, but honestly I only watch Gundam Wing for the fanfic; and my understanding of the GW universe can be a bit uh... *cough* non-canon at times.<P>Maybe someone else should take this one.<P>If you're wondering about the zapping OTOH,
go read the Umlaut House Asteroid storyline.<P>------------------
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Posted: Fri Oct 19, 2001 6:18 am
by DukeNuke
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by The Incredible Hatboy:
<B> "I came out first", says Quatre. Uh-huh. </B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>...<P>What is so wrong with that? Quatre (For all of you non-Gundam Wing watchers, it's pronounced "Katra") and Trowa were fighting in their Gundam Sandrock and Gundam Heavyarms, respectively, when Quatre, deciding they shouldn't be fighting since they have the same mission, comes out and asks Trowa not to fight. Trowa comes out with his hands up, surrendering. Quatre says to put his hands down because he stopped fighting first. Again, how is that Yaoi related? It's just one guy stopping the fight he's in.<P> <IMG SRC="
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Duke thinks Quatre & Trowa are just really good friends. That explains why they didn't do the mushy-mushy stuff during Endless Waltz.<P><P>------------------
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Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 3:45 am
by MaxiBoom
"Asbestos is harmless when you drink it."
Apparently, this is true. Drinking glasses need to have some degree of asbestos in them, I think it's to keep them cohesive, what with glass actually being a liquid and all. However, it's alright, because asbestos is only harmful when you breath it in, when you drink it it's completely harmless.
Of course, without the explaination, that not only doesn't makes sense, it's also a little morbid, heh...
Sequiterly,
MaxiBoom
Posted: Sat Oct 20, 2001 6:03 am
by DukeNuke
<BLOCKQUOTE><font size="1" face="Verdana, Arial">quote:</font><HR>Originally posted by MaxiBoom:
<B>"Asbestos is harmless when you drink it."
Apparently, this is true. Drinking glasses need to have some degree of asbestos in them, I think it's to keep them cohesive, what with glass actually being a liquid and all. However, it's alright, because asbestos is only harmful when you breath it in, when you drink it it's completely harmless.
Of course, without the explaination, that not only doesn't makes sense, it's also a little morbid, heh...
Sequiterly,
MaxiBoom</B><HR></BLOCKQUOTE><P>What does Asbestos have to do with anything in this topic?<P> <IMG SRC="
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Duke wonders what asbestos is doing here.<P>------------------
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PyroManiaczx@aol.com</A> so he can put it up on <A HREF="
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Posted: Sun Oct 21, 2001 4:47 am
by MaxiBoom
Exactly! And by that very reason, it has EVERYTHING to do with this topic!
Well, actually, I was just thinking Seltzer wise, although I guess it's not exactly apt to the primary presented idea, heh. Although, what exactly is this topic about then?
Variously,
MaxiBoom