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[wonders how many posts THIS thread will spawn]

I don't think I've ever seen Jackie's Toenails. I think a toenail painting strip is in order. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>Spawn on, thread!

And of course, BJ will taunt us with fleeting glimpses of Jackie's delightful toenails for weeks in response to this.<P><P>------------------
"There is no boy," he said hopefully.

Toenails? I'm still working on drawing FEET.

So if you use parentheses, are you considered a parenthesist? Or is that only if you went to college to study the proper use of parentheses, and are thus schooled in parenthetical rhetoric? Speaking of rhetoric, have you ever noticed that many cartoon animals wear shirts or vests, but NO PANTS? How messed-up is that? Like Donald Duck (AND his nephews, I might add, and did), Winnie the Pooh, Huckelberry Hound...perverts alla them! And Bugs Bunny--naked!! How'd ya like to paint THEM toes?! And while I'm on the subject, have you noticed that cats don't form causal links? That's why they can't be taught. Or maybe that's the other way around--they can't be taught because they're dumb enough to follow a laser pointer around the room for hours. Endearing, for sure, but about as bright as the area inside their crania. And PsychoBlonde, gimme back my ring.

I'm replying to this thread simply because I feel a need to. I have nothing useful to say or add to the conversation, but I'm replying anyway. In fact, you could say I'm just taking up space with this post, as it has no real intrinsic value at all, but instead is just a pointless waste of bits. In fact, there's no real reason for you to be reading this right now, and you're actually wasting time by doing so, as this post has no useful information to impart one way or another. I may as well stop typing right now, but there's some urge inside of me that makes me want to keep typing (I'd say talking, but since this is a visual-only medium, for the most part, I can't really call it talking) just to see if anyone reads the entire paragraph, and comes away with something more than what I intended it to be, which is to say, nothing at all. All your base are belong to us. Don't forget to wash behind your ears. Oh, wait a minute, that last bit was actually useful information, though I know that almost all of you will choose to ignore it. Your ears must be filthy. Why don't you go and do something about that right now, while I wait? Of course, since this was posted long before you actually came around to read it, my 'waiting' doesn't really matter much, does it? Of course it doesn't. You don't care how long I sit and wait, you heartless bastard. You don't care about me at all. That's it, we're breaking up. I'm giving you back your pledge-pin, though I'm keeping the $2000 ring you bought me. It's only fair, of course. There, now are you happy? See what you've made me go and do? You worm. And go wash your ears, already. Sheesh.<P>-PsychoBlonde
-Streaming consciousness through the river of reality
-"Don't talk to me until you've washed your ears."

There are exceptions to every rule. Some cats can form causal links. I once used my laser pointer on the floor in front of one particularly large and curmudgeonly cat. It looked at the spot, then looked at my laser pointer, then looked at me as if to say "Yeah, so what?"<P>I lived with a dog for a while who loved chasing the laser spot... You could exercise him for hours with the darn thing, and expend little of your own energy. He was fully aware of what it was too. If you turned off the laser, he would first look around all over the place to make sure the spot wasn't hiding, then he'd look at you to see if the laser was even on. If it wasn't, he'd just look at you expectantly, and wait for it to glow again, then happily chase the spot once more...<P>He was just a big ol' puppy.<P>A 70 pound puppy, mind you... with a tail that could clear a coffee table in seconds. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>-Zodo
aka BUNNY!
Consummate Troublemaker

Even the finest oils of Arabial shall never clean these ears!<P>Out! Out! Darn earwax!

<Immitate Zodo Mode><P>We've seen Jackie's <I>toes</I> <A HREF="http://jackiesfridge.keenspace.com/d/20001129.html" TARGET=_blank>here,</A> <A HREF="http://jackiesfridge.keenspace.com/d/20010307.html" TARGET=_blank>here,</A> and <A HREF="http://jackiesfridge.keenspace.com/d/20010502.html" TARGET=_blank>here</A>. Not one hint of a toe<I>nail</I> though... <P></Imitate Zodo Mode>
<IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>Rhakir-
No, I'm not bored. Why do you ask?...

Hee. Saves me the trouble of going through the archives and linking the appropriate pics. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/smile.gif"><P>Have I started a trend? <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/eek.gif"><P>-Zodo
aka BUNNY!
Consummate Troublemaker

Maybe it's just fashionable lately to 'be like zodo'. =) You could become one of the Beautiful People, and get your face on People, or Fashion Now! Wow. <P>Course, then you'd get all snobby and not want anything to do with us anymore, as you ride around in your limo drinking french coffee and adjusting your beret jauntily on your head as you travel to another screening of "Jacque's Red Coat". <P>And then your downward spiral of women, booze and drugs, finally culminating on one of those life-changing epiphanies where you toss it all and return to your roots, and they do a special on you on Behind the Fashion.<P>Hey, zodo, yer back!<P>Welcome back to the real world, man.<P>How was france?<P>-PsychoBlonde
-Looking at the world through quartz-tinted glasses
-"I'm way above it all, standing on higher ground."

Heh... I had "Imitate Zodo Mode" and "/Imitate Zodo Mode" in brackets, but the UBB codifier didn't like it. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/tongue.gif"><P>They say that immitation is the most flattering form of sincerity. Or <I>something</I> like that...<P>Rhakir-
Next time, I'll use parenthesisisisis. Or is that <I>parenthesi</I>?

My cats are quite the exception, to many a rule...<P>One of them likes to watch television. She'll go so far as to use the remote to turn it on, then sit for hours watching it. She also likes to talk to the phone whenever someone leaves a message on the answering machine...<P>Another believes she's a dog, going so far as to pin me or my wife down to lick our noses or chins, just like our dogs do (she was raised by the dogs, so she's a bit confused). She also learned to fetch...<P>Another has figured out what the can opener is for. If I pull a can of tuna out of the cupboard, he'll hop up on the counter and head-butt the can opener... Talk about association!<P>'Course, our two pomeranians are totally confused. We've had cats longer than we had them, and they were raised by felines. (They in turn later helped raise the confused nose-licking kitty.) When the dogs play, they like to slap at my hands with their paws like a cat, rather than nip at them like other dogs do. They <I>love</I> to climb over the furniture like the cats, but they just can't seem to understand why they can't jump nearly as high...<P>Animals is da kraaaaziest peoples. <IMG SRC="http://www.keenspace.com/forums/biggrin.gif"><P>
Rhakir-
"If I could talk to the animals..."