I saw a commercial on TV last night that is a sure sign of the apocalypse.
It was an ad for Blockbuster Video. It has a pet store across the street from Blockbuster, and in the window is a Rabbit and an EVIL GUINEA PIG! They blah blah about blockbuster for a few seconds, then the EVIL PIG starts dancing all of a sudden to "Maniac".
It gets worse! He starts shaking his flabby little butt around, causing the Rabbit to cover his eyes, justifiably so. The end of the commercial shows the two from behind, with the Rabbit trying to shake his tail, and the Guinea Pig (EVIL!) shaking his booty, yelling, "Come on, Shake what your mother gave ya!"
AAIIIIIEEEEE!!!!

-Zodo, CI
Consummate Troublemaker
Scarred for life