August 7: What's Melissa up to now?

Bo Lindbergh · Post by **Bo Lindbergh** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 2:52 pm

Llana wrote:Jackie and Caryn...

What gripes can really anyone have about that couple?

Well, Victor would be sad. And the Pig might find it more difficult to swallow Jackie's soul if it's all tangled up with Caryn's.

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 3:00 pm

This is the freakiest thing yet.

Anyone who was creeped out by this topic should not read Badly Drawn Kitties.

But reguardless, I think it is time for some lukewarm lesbian action on this strip.

Too bad Caryn intimidates Jackie and Ada's, well, straight.

(At least in my estimation...)

Bo Lindbergh · Post by **Bo Lindbergh** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 5:33 pm

allan_ecker wrote:Anyone who was creeped out by this topic should not read Badly Drawn Kitties.

URL?

Llana · Post by **Llana** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 6:00 pm

Yeah, no kidding. Meanie! Hinting at something cute like that and not sending the URL!

Franc28 · Post by **Franc28** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 6:39 pm

Great, our author is biaised against sex. Now our only chance is violence.

ZOMBIE USER 1159 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1159** » Thu Aug 08, 2002 7:54 pm

Woohoo! Yay Shannon! Now I want comic Shannon to go through withdrawl symptoms! Hilarity ensues.

DocMan · Post by **DocMan** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 4:55 am

Franc28 wrote:Great, our author is biaised against sex. Now our only chance is violence.

Um... BJ quite clearly states that Jackie's Fridge is a "Slice of Life" comic, not a gratuitous flaunting of sexual practices. I'm pretty sure that he's not biased against sex, but that still wouldn't make him include gratuitous sex scenes in the strip. Such scenes have no place in JF. Such scenes would destroy JF.

If you want comic porn, there are plenty of other strips out there. And if they were as well written and drawn as JF, you'd be posting in their forum instead of here.

<sigh>

Doc

Llana · Post by **Llana** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 5:01 am

Back on topic...(or at least semi-on)

So now we know what Melissa was planning, and it didn't involve any kissing (pity). However, this baseball thing is just as sweet! *sniff* It's so beautiful...

Let me guess, Melissa hits the ball and beans Brandy in the head, somehow making HER blind as well? Then Melissa has to teach Brandy all about how to deal with it, making room for many close and potentially embarrassing moments?

A girl can dream...

Allan_ecker · Post by **Allan_ecker** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 6:44 am

Okay, okay. I sort of assumed a quick search of the keenspace listings would reveal:

http://badlydrawnkitties.keenspace.com

It's actually pretty similar to my comic. Except that it's got incest, and fewer sci-fi references. Oh, and there's often gratuitous nudity and explicit material. Truly, it's just awful.

And yet I cannot look away...

As for the main topic of this thread, BJ isn't biased against sex! He just isn't going to portray it graphically in the comic.

I think we CAN expect, (eVENtually), for SOMEone to get romantically involved with someone else. I hope.

At which point it will be time for either discrete fades to black or fun "aren't you wearing the same shirt you were last night" jokes. Either of which will be quite satisfactory.

Llana · Post by **Llana** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 8:07 am

I'm all for that too...I just like to see some very out of the ordinary couples!

Cause they're usually so cute!

Bo Lindbergh · Post by **Bo Lindbergh** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 3:06 pm

Llana wrote:I just like to see some very out of the ordinary couples!

Cause they're usually so cute!

So what socially unacceptable things other than lesbian incest do you find cute?

Llana · Post by **Llana** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 4:51 pm

I didn't say socially unacceptable. I said out of the ordinary

What socially unacceptable things that are or include the things you mentioned...? Huh. Stumped me there.

Eeee...

*huggles her Melissa and brandy dolls together*

Franc28 · Post by **Franc28** » Fri Aug 09, 2002 8:12 pm

Cute, socially unacceptable things...

Some animals are cute. So I'm thinking bestiality is the way to go here...

ZOMBIE USER 1159 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1159** » Sat Aug 10, 2002 5:43 pm

Ewww, you realize that would mean the pig, don't you?
I don't want to even think about that.

Franc28 · Post by **Franc28** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 1:18 pm

An interesting thought, Seafog. The ramifications of this are interesting... for example, who do we pair the Pig with.

ZOMBIE USER 1159 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1159** » Sun Aug 11, 2002 5:09 pm

The only reasonable (and proven) partner for the pig is...
the Fridge.

They're both so oddball it's the only real choice.

Franc28 · Post by **Franc28** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 12:46 am

It seems that Melissa now has the power. We must investigate.

Llana · Post by **Llana** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 7:14 am

Darn it BJ. Why must you put things like this that make it SEEM like they would work very well together when you're obviously not going to pair them up? pbpbpb. I may not know twins, but I have an irritating younger sibling. Even though I like to think we're close neither of us brings out the power in the other!

It's all love! Love love love love love! Melissa + Brandy = Love! Balanced equation! What's Melissa divided by Brandy? Love!

Pure!

Appendix Q · Post by **Appendix Q** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 12:58 pm

Franc28 wrote:It seems that Melissa now has the power. We must investigate.

MELISSA: By the power of Greyskull!

ZOMBIE USER 1159 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 1159** » Mon Aug 12, 2002 3:10 pm

Now this is a strip I really want to see finished. I can't make out what thier facial expressions are, so I'm guessing what they are feeling/_really_ saying. The fact they're twins doesn't help telling them apart.

So would you call that BJ's subtely of writing, or my own incompetence?