StarSomething Storytime!

Must@rdB0y · Post by **Must@rdB0y** » Tue Mar 12, 2002 10:11 pm

I'm going to try something going in the forums, but I'm not sure that it will do anything! Here's the rules:

1)Only Write Two - One Sentences
2)Add Something That Makes Sense
3)No Flaming Unless It Is Harmless
4)There Are No Rules On Posting, But The Ones On The Top!

I'll Go First So Here Goes Nothing.

Drifting into space the Reckless Abandon crashes into a...

You may begining!

Spleen · Post by **Spleen** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 6:50 pm

...large fat man named Marvin.

Sicvic · Post by **Sicvic** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 6:56 pm

and his also fat-ass green dog

Spleen · Post by **Spleen** » Sun Mar 17, 2002 6:59 pm

Then Dash said...

FishManRed · Post by **FishManRed** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 8:09 am

"Man, whose going to clean the ship off? One-two-three Not it!" Gorthox replied....

El Cid · Post by **El Cid** » Wed Mar 20, 2002 11:48 am

"Nu-uh! I'm in the "Not-It" zone. No reversies!"

Sicvic · Post by **Sicvic** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 4:07 pm

WOOF WOOF.
the fat ass green dog barked

Spleen · Post by **Spleen** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 6:40 pm

Then Kirby appeared.

Shadow Child · Post by **Shadow Child** » Thu Mar 21, 2002 7:03 pm

Now kirby was a happy kirby, for he was bigger than the abandon. And being bigegr than things made him a happy kirby. Due to his extrordinary happyness, he paused a moment and...

Sicvic · Post by **Sicvic** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 2:45 pm

and so the happy kirby saw marvin and his also fat ass green dog and swalow them becoming a fat-ass-green-happy kirby.

Spleen · Post by **Spleen** » Fri Mar 22, 2002 6:21 pm

And then Spleen scratched his head, because he was confused as hell.

Xith · Post by **Xith** » Sat Mar 23, 2002 4:46 pm

Kirby then spat out Marvin and the dog, in star form, at Spleen.

Vaanhalen · Post by **Vaanhalen** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 2:07 pm

And it Came to Pass that Spleen did Snuff it. Amen.

Black Lion · Post by **Black Lion** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 12:07 pm

Gorthox looked at Dash, after seening what just happened to Spleen, the Fat Man, and the equally fat ass green dog and said,

Shadow Child · Post by **Shadow Child** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 12:10 pm

"This story has almost nothing to do with StarSomething at all"

Black Lion · Post by **Black Lion** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 12:42 pm

Dash scratches his head for a few seconds, surveys the scene, and replies,

Sicvic · Post by **Sicvic** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 8:10 pm

Your point?

Spleen · Post by **Spleen** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 9:50 pm

And then the Spleen reappeared in a flash of ions and said, "HAH! YOU ONLY KILLED ONE OF MY ROBOT CLONES!"

Black Lion · Post by **Black Lion** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 9:18 am

"CAPTAIN!" Yelled one of the red shirts on the bridge of the Abandon, "The Kirby is trying to eat the ship! What should we do?"

Shadow Child · Post by **Shadow Child** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 12:36 am

Dash stared blankly at the ensign, before turning to the conn.

"Well then, well just have to eat the kirby"

AN - 52, considerable less than impressed, replied