Spontanious Human Combustion

ZOMBIE USER 6240 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 6240** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:48 am

Oh, ffuck the kittens. I mean, really.

Ravenine · Post by **Ravenine** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 8:32 pm

um, zan, that's illegal in some/most states, so let's not take the chance.

Lashana · Post by **Lashana** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:10 pm

...kittens? I think I'm missing something.

And i'm pretty sure it's illegal in all the states being that it is pretty much impossible for beastiality to be consentual (unless of course you happen to have some extra butter laying around, but that's an entirely other story...^_^;;). Not that legality ever really stops anyone, considering that there was a survey that said that something like 14% of American males have had sex with a goat.

Tirtzah · Post by **Tirtzah** » Sun Mar 24, 2002 11:47 pm

<a href="http://members.aol.com/johnk0/godkills.jpg">About the kittens.</a>

<a href="http://drew.corrupt.net/think-of-the-domokun.jpg"> And for balance.</a>

Lashana · Post by **Lashana** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 12:46 am

Ahhh...I see said the blind man to his deaf dog. *thinks for a minute* Whoa, that's a bloody lot of dead kittens...

Ravenine · Post by **Ravenine** » Mon Mar 25, 2002 6:37 pm

alright. i'll take that.

Indigodazed · Post by **Indigodazed** » Tue Mar 26, 2002 6:39 pm

So sad. I really <bold>should<bold> stop killing those poor kittens. *considers it* Nope!

ZOMBIE USER 6240 · Post by **ZOMBIE USER 6240** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 1:13 pm

don't feel too bad about the kittens... after all, God promiced to do a lot of things he didn't exactly follow through on. heheh.. and besides, how can there possibly be that many kittens in the world?

Ravenine · Post by **Ravenine** » Wed Mar 27, 2002 9:08 pm

that's true, zan. i think bunnies would be more realistic. rats, too, but that's more encouraging.

Lashana · Post by **Lashana** » Thu Mar 28, 2002 11:56 pm

Go with ants and you'd probably have the right of it.

Phyrbyrd · Post by **Phyrbyrd** » Sun Mar 31, 2002 11:45 pm

did you make those pictures?

Indigodazed · Post by **Indigodazed** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:12 pm

Yes, ants! I have seen waaaay too many ants lately......

Ravenine · Post by **Ravenine** » Wed Apr 03, 2002 7:20 pm

ants indeed. it was the fire ants that killed off all the horny toads in texas, no pun intended. that's funny, cos of what we're talking about, but it's true. but yeah, maybe if we get rid of all the ants, the horny toads will come back. unless they're extinct already, in that case we need revenge. grrr...

Indigodazed · Post by **Indigodazed** » Thu Apr 04, 2002 1:43 pm

Last time I was in Texas, my brother got bitten by fire ants. He stepped in their nest. He's allergic, and was in the hospital for over a week - we thought he might die. As I rather like my brother, one can see how I would be biased towards them.

14thDomino · Post by **14thDomino** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 12:05 pm

I got bitten by fire ants at my last soccer game... ;_; I was stretching and all of a sudden I was in pain. O.o And once I must have left some food in my closet, and I picked up my pajamas off the floor (I was about 10, I think) and put them on, and all of a sudden I started feelign this awful stinging and I shrieked and ran around and noticed that there were ants all over my clothes. *shudder*

My car acting started acting funny on the way back from dropping my sister off at the barn. I'm scared to pick her up. O.O

Ryan

Ravenine · Post by **Ravenine** » Sat Apr 06, 2002 4:52 pm

i bet there's fire ants in your engine. let's hope they all die. i hate it when i accidentally stand in an ant pile and don't know it. it sucks eggs. *look what you've done, you gigolo.*

Lashana · Post by **Lashana** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 3:16 pm

We don't have fire ants here. Too far north. We do however have insane misquitos. For me it would be weird not to be constantly itchy for three months straight. One of the small towns nearby is home to the worlds largest misquito (roadside attraction type statue, not real, but still....).

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Indigodazed · Post by **Indigodazed** » Mon Apr 08, 2002 3:57 pm

Ahh, misquitos, I know them all too well. They're quite common here in MN - often said to be the state bird.

Ravenine · Post by **Ravenine** » Tue Apr 09, 2002 6:44 pm

most definately mosquitoes. i think those are everywhere. we have the luxory of mosquito hawks. they're bugs that eat the mosquitoes. people kill them tho. it's sad really. oh well. everyone go listen to white stripes! they're the top of cool!

Xavier · Post by **Xavier** » Wed Apr 10, 2002 3:56 am

Hummmmmm.. this is really strange. We went from english artists to "Kittens" to bugs. What next? Tentacle rape?
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