Hey

[Wickbam]

I'm just this one guy Anatomica (or "Dustin" as his real life name is supposedly) chats with.

God, he's a fucking pervert. Seriously, just shut the hell about your "lube episodes", dude. That 's just friggin sick.

AND NOW A POLICE CHASE



The second one is the police, who are oppressive instruments of oligarchic society. The guy being chased is a public masturbator. Society is oppressing him for his beliefs.

[Dustin]

My forum has been sullied with smiley faces. There's no going back now.

Also, that lube was fucking asking for it. Sitting there, all lube-like, saucily offering potential lubrication of parts which may not ordinarily be lubricated...

Excuse me a minute.

(By the way, smooth move on that first post there.)

[Ged]

What's this? Why do we need to start new topics? whatever was wrong with the old ones? Next thing you know there'll be smileys in the forums, and male nudity in The Plastic Factory. Oh. Wait. Never mind.

[Three Dark]

*Stabs*

[Dustin]

Damn, that's hot.

And by hot, I mean it's sexually arrousing.

[Ged]

And thus this became the weirdest forum thread on the prestigious Adventures Anatomica forum. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to go wash my eyes with bleach.

[Dustin]

I'm back from my trip home. Anyone miss me?

Anyone?






Hello?

[Wickbam]

Why do you have a weblink on your profile?

[Dustin]

Same reason Wong does, I guess.

I used to occassionally post in the Keenspace GD forums too, so I put links everywhere I could.