Improve your rack!

[Mako]

Great work Matt, I loved the art, it's soooo smoooth and the popups are punny stuff Jack's looking all buff and Jenny is looking all, uhhh,errrm,
Nevermind...

CYa!
Mako

[Matt Trepal]

Great work Matt, I loved the art, it's soooo smoooth and the popups are punny stuff

Thank you! I think all the ads can be read over at the Hi-res site, but I'll give a rundown anyway. So, from left to right:

"This pristine beach brought to you by: Virtual Vacations, your Internet stop for exclusive getaways."

"ZigZag in: The Graduate"
<small>can you just imagine that? "Mrs. Robinson, are you trying to seduce me?"</small>

"Sandleford Beach Resort, Jamaica"
<small>remember what the name of the first warren in Watership Down was?</small>

"KeenSpot"
<small>just on general principles</small>

"Webcams! Small! Discreet! Effective!"
<small>those things (and their ads) aren't going away</small>

"See the Orbital Habitats!"
<small>you know you want to, though you might not want to ride that shuttle</small>

"Improve your rack! 4 to 6 points! Naturally!"
<small>THAT sort of thing isn't going away, either, not in a world filled with honest-to-goodness alpha males and betas on the make</small>

"Your ad here"
<small>even ad hosts gotta advertise</small>

"Are you bothered by annoying pop-up ads? Click here!"
<small>this is the only one you can't really read, since the colors really killed it</small>

"Conglomo: We own you"
<small>just an homage to Rocko's Modern Life, it was the name of the giant multinational in that cartoon, and their motto</small>

"VeriSign"
<small>because they're so reviled I can't see them giving up</small>

Jack's looking all buff and Jenny is looking all, uhhh,errrm,
Nevermind...

There seems to be a lot of that going around....