by ZOMBIE USER 9105 on Mon Mar 25, 2002 8:21 pm
I'd rather butcher and torture my fellow man for an obscure cause.... That's right, I'm running for President of the United States of America...
My policies:
"Don't feed the homeless, give the money to big corporations for shoes made by preteens"
"Privacy for everyone, unless we want to know something"
"We need looser gun laws for former convicts and psychotics"
"Lets go back to public hangings y'all... Them injections just ain't no fun!"
So how do I differ from Bush or Gore? Umm... I'll get back to you on that...