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Postby Kevin Wolf on Wed Apr 03, 2002 11:15 pm

Especially one for a comic I love. So, uhh...

Quick! Somebody! Say something provocative!
Of course, I'm the one that isn't JP Sloan or Jim North.

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Postby Monkey Angst on Thu Apr 04, 2002 12:32 pm

I have developed a new position on the abortion argument -- anti-choice and anti-life! Abortion should be random and mandatory! No federal funding -- women who cannot afford the random, mandatory abortions should be pushed down stairs!

Provocative enough for ya? :grin:
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Postby Kevin Wolf on Thu Apr 04, 2002 4:52 pm

Iam actually, truthfully and honestly laughing out loud (no bloody acronyms for me, thank you very much).

Reminds me of an idea I had awhile ago. I was going to christen the new month "Mythocorp Controvery Month" and dedicate myself to causing some sort of an uproar.
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Postby TOS on Mon Apr 08, 2002 5:25 pm

Well, that IS provocative... But I have always been more for the idea of "Open Season" on humans. Give the animals guns too, and see what happens for that matter. :grin:
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Postby Monkey Angst on Tue Apr 09, 2002 8:03 am

On 2002-04-08 18:25, TOS wrote:
Well, that IS provocative... But I have always been more for the idea of "Open Season" on humans. Give the animals guns too, and see what happens for that matter. :grin:

Not much, probably. Most animals lack the opposable thumbs necessary to operate firearms. Except of course, for monkeys, who prefer to throw feces.
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Postby TOS on Tue Apr 09, 2002 8:54 pm

Adapted guns that fire feces for the monkeys, and heavy artillary for the hampsters. :grin:
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