ok ok one more. i was reading through the forum and realized some of the funny shit we said:
HEY MAN FUCK THIS SHIT. CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG? YOU KNOW MEN AND WOMEN? NO WE CAN'T BACAUSE IF WE COULD I'D BE SITTING IN MY LEATHER RECLINER, WATCHING WRESTLING ON A BIG SCREEN TV, HAVING A 30 PUND STEAK AND A 6 PACK FOR BREAKFAST,SMOKING 7000 PACKS OF CIGARETTES A DAY WHILE GETTING MY DICK SUCKED BY 2 BIG TITTED REDHEADS CUZ I'D BE IN FUCKIN PARADISE. GARDEN OF EDEN TYPE OF SHIT YA KNOW? BUT I'M NOT CUZ THAT STUPID BITCH HAD TO EAT THAT FUCKIN APPLE. NOW MY BROTHER HAS TO WORK FOR MY SMOKES AND I AIN'T GOT A BIG SCREEN TV RIGHT NOW. DO YOU KNOW WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IN MY PARADISE IF SOME MOTHERFUCKER CALLED ME A COCKSUCKER?
I'D STAB THAT MOTHERFUCKER, I'D SHOOT THE MOTHERFUCKER, I'D BREAK THAT MOTHERFUCKER IN TWO, I'D MAKE THAT MOTHERFUCKER LISTEN TO N'SYNC CD'S ALL FUCKIN DAY AND THEN MAYBE HE'D BE PUNISHED ENOUGH. BUT THATS JUST MY OPINION.
"There are 2 types of people in this world: Those who listen to Led Zeppelin, and those who don't" - Travis Kammerer