My methods are just. I did say 'merciless beating with coathangers'. That's not a death threat,But it could be. How about Pete Townshend busting acoustic guitars over their heads. Jimmy Page could walk into spin to do an interview and just start throwing people down stairs and threw windows. The ghost of Keith Moon could trash their office. Keith Richards could put heroin in their coffe machine. Brian Johnson could break bottles of whiskey over their heads(although I'm sure he'd drink the whiskey first). Bono could protest and annoy them into submission. Or maybe, just maybe, 'CRAZY' Kevin Mckeddie could walk into spin magazine dressed as Micheal Douglas in 'Falling Down' and bust the door down and at the top of his blackened lungs scream 'I just can't take it anymore' and whip out a 12ga double barrel pump action shotgun and starting blasting yuppie journalists and editors and interns as they scream for mercy and cower for their lives like liitle school children. With the floor covered in smoking shotgun shells and the walls, floor and ceiling covered in infidel blood Kevin pulls out a cigarette and lights up. Mmmmm....smooth. He sees what he has done, and sees that it is good. He knows that he will be rewarded in heaven for ridding the world of an unjust evil. With this, Kevin rifles threw the wallets of the fallen demons. With his new wealth and the joyous feeling of a good deed done, He goes out and buys himself a marshall stack and rocks out all night playing 'Hallowed be thy name' and 'Metal Metaldown' amongst other British metal classics. Or nothing at all will happen to Spin except that they will continue to produce a magazine full of shite. One thing is for certain...............you all now know that I have an overactive and disturbed imagination. As well as a twisted view of reality. There's only one thing I'm sure about right know......this Crown royal is real tasty...........smooth.
"Heaven has a gate not a door you fucking morons" - Jesus Christ of Nazareth