Comic

[Tbandit2k]

On the 3rd frame (mark the suburban redneck) I cant make out the writing .
And I think mark works at canadian tire now...cuz he's elite mechanic working in the rice parts department

[Tbandit2k]

Oh yeah and make the Tommy fung comics more They are fucking hilarious

[Nowhereman]

Gas stations are more funny, and my American audience has never heard of a canadian tire.

[THE TRAVIS]

well if you wanna hear horror stories about a gas station just ask me man, i've seen it all

[Nowhereman]

Hey good idea.
Trav, tell us some horror stories.
Do you get sick of customers bitching about the high price of smokes?

[THE TRAVIS]

why yes i do. theres this guy who comes in all the time who always buys 2 packs of colts and when they almost doubled the price of colts he started screaming and spitting it was pretty funny, some fuckin punk threatened to stab me cuz i wouldn't sell him smokes, 30 year old men who don't know how to get their gas caps off, people who say their on pump 11 for 40 bucks and after you ring in their credit card which we can't reverse and after they sign it they go " oh wait i was on pump 14 for 5 dollars". fuckin faggots.

[Nowhereman]

Anybody tried robbing you yet?

Do you have a little panic button or a crow bar or something for protection?

[THE TRAVIS]

nah noones tried to rob me yet unforunately cuz that would be cool! and ya we gotta wear these police button tags and yes, we do have a crowbar so you motherfuckers should watch yourself

[Nowhereman]

Turns out my workplace doesn't even have it's own first-aid kit. I think that's a big fine. Oh well.

[Tbandit2k]

I got bitched at cuz I took a band Aid from our first aid room ( a whole fuckin room of bandaids ) without writing up a whole report ..seriously they're 2 pages long.

I was like " Oh , sorry Ill just use some fuckin packing tape next time bitch."