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W00! First ever hatemail!

PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:26 am
by Krazy Krow
Awesome! My first ever hatemail! I'm going to frame this and put it on my wall!

Sincerely,
-Sean Lindsay
http://krakow.keenspace.com



>From: "Daniel Edwards"
>To: assassinations_4_cheap@hotmail.com
>Subject: What?
>Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 22:28:36 +0000
>
>Hey,
> It recently came to my attention that you had been attempting to
>get above my (then) favourite webcomic in the Keenspace Top 99. I
>then read your comic, I was absolutely DELIGHTED to discover that
>you were an idiot who missed the point of the Keenspace Top 99 is to
>reflect quality. I have access to a sword and a passport. Also I AM
>bigger and stronger than you, my friend the artist behind Waffle-X
>has authorised me to break your face unless you learn to draw or
>shut your mouth. I can't draw so I don't try to write a comic. In
>Conclusion YOU ARE A CUNT. I hope one day we meet so I can hurt you.
>Oh and don't let the tone of this e-mail fool you I am a very
>violent person when I meet some who in my opinion need to lose there
>teeth. And then it won't matter how many times your fans vote that I
>don't rip out your spleen it will still happen.
>Dedwads
>PS don't try a witty retort unless you threaten me with a surefire
>death something I doubt you could manage I won't be worried. Unless
>of course you threaten to draw me because I'm scared of getting my
>face fucked up.
>

PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2003 2:30 am
by Krazy Krow
I was feeling a bit left out, I expected something nasty after the Megatokyo parody I did, but no one flamed me.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2003 10:36 am
by Doctor Ray
Man you want more hatemail? I've got some freetime.

Heh, moron..

PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2003 3:12 pm
by Eyrian
You gotta love the idiots that write this kind of crap.

Waffle-X is already ranked something like 10 slots beneath Krakow (and has been for as long as I've been checking). and the art there is so very sorely lacking in comparison to your (newer) work, Krow.

Not even gonna touch the grammar/spelling...

But good job! Random hate from the masses is the hallmark of popularity.

On a side note, remember the path to success on the ladders: Fan Service. Ever notice where ghastly's comic is? Then compare his nipple:comic ratio to yours. Even with Kia's little advantage, the results are compelling...

PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2003 5:05 pm
by Krazy Krow
You're not a real web comic until you get hate mail.

I won't disparage Waffle X because of a disgruntled fan, but I read through the first 20 or so strips and decided it wouldn't make my regular reading list.

Sure Ghastly has the hentai edge, but with Ghastly's fan service, you never know when a penis will suddenly appear.

PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2003 5:09 pm
by Centurion
So, Eyrian, taking your point to the logical extreme, if Krow introduces a storyline wherein Marilith and Valentino are exposed to some nefarious version of Chemical X and turn into a pair of 6 breasted nymphos, he would easily top Ghastly in a matter of weeks?

Sure..

PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2003 7:34 pm
by Eyrian
Centurion:

You never know until you try...

(and, depending on ads, I'd call it days...)

PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2003 7:51 pm
by Krazy Krow
Centurion: But the real question is would it be two rows of three, or three rows of two?

PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2003 11:22 pm
by The Eagle and Child
Eh, forward the letter to the FBI, and imply that he's a terrorist. His constitutional rights will be violated in no time. Unless he's another Canadian. In that case, being Canadian is punishment enough. :wink:

PostPosted: Wed Jan 15, 2003 11:51 pm
by Entropy Stew
Krazy Krow wrote:Sure Ghastly has the hentai edge, but with Ghastly's fan service, you never know when a penis will suddenly appear.


Or, when he's drawing Piro, a vagina.

-/ES/-

PostPosted: Thu Jan 16, 2003 3:09 pm
by Centurion
Krazy Krow wrote:Centurion: But the real question is would it be two rows of three, or three rows of two?


You're the one with the engineering background, aesthetic symmetry would be your forte'. However, I must say the vertical setup would be easier for people to wrap their minds around, Total Recall style.

PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2003 6:26 am
by Krazy Krow
The worst part of being Canadian is having to explain why the flag has a leaf on it.

"That's because maple syrup comes from maple leafs, and, uh, it cured our ancestors of scurvy."

PostPosted: Fri Jan 17, 2003 9:18 am
by Happy-pillz-pop-star
i thought it was because of that hockey team....

PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2003 7:54 am
by IAmMe
Hatemail cool! you must be doing something right then :wink:


Interesting.... never really thought about where other contries got their flags from. We got ours when England and Scotland were unified (unified? its just easier to fight) and then it got a bit added for Northern Ireland ( which I at least could easily do without, bloody Irish (my uncle is Irish did I mention that? :wink:) wales didnt get included cos their flag wouldent fit (all the others were crosses,) St Georges Cross for England ( white with a red vertical/horozontal cross cos st george was a crusader and that was their flag) Blue with a whie diagonal cross for Scotland (b'cos St Andrew was crucified on a cross that shape) N Ireland is a thin diagonal red cross (depening on which side you support anyway :roll: ) And Wales.... they have a green bottom half, white on top and a red dragon in the middle. The dragon is cwymru, the Welsh name for Wales, he's supposed to be asleap under the mountains somewhere I think.

Sorry have I gone on to long? Once I get started I do tend to ramble on a bit, I just start going and dont knowwhen to stop, I frequently wander off the point too, anyway as i was saying..........

PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2003 4:37 pm
by Krazy Krow
But the real question is, which flag looks most flattering as a dress on Geri Haliwell? :)

Canada's provincial flags make more sense, they're like coat of arms with wheat or oil or beef or whatever on them, representing the province.

PostPosted: Thu Jan 23, 2003 3:44 pm
by Trucci
Hatemail is actually pretty cool. Well, only when it's the minority.