Awesome! My first ever hatemail! I'm going to frame this and put it on my wall!
>From: "Daniel Edwards"
>Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 22:28:36 +0000
> It recently came to my attention that you had been attempting to
>get above my (then) favourite webcomic in the Keenspace Top 99. I
>then read your comic, I was absolutely DELIGHTED to discover that
>you were an idiot who missed the point of the Keenspace Top 99 is to
>reflect quality. I have access to a sword and a passport. Also I AM
>bigger and stronger than you, my friend the artist behind Waffle-X
>has authorised me to break your face unless you learn to draw or
>shut your mouth. I can't draw so I don't try to write a comic. In
>Conclusion YOU ARE A CUNT. I hope one day we meet so I can hurt you.
>Oh and don't let the tone of this e-mail fool you I am a very
>violent person when I meet some who in my opinion need to lose there
>teeth. And then it won't matter how many times your fans vote that I
>don't rip out your spleen it will still happen.
>PS don't try a witty retort unless you threaten me with a surefire
>death something I doubt you could manage I won't be worried. Unless
>of course you threaten to draw me because I'm scared of getting my
>face fucked up.