Tom is holding out a "Call of Cthulhu" book, "Hey Case! Want to play Call of Cthulhu? You solve mysteries, an' fight monsters inspired by H.P. Lovecraft, an' your characters can go insane, an' you cast spells from the necronomicon..."
"No! RPGs are sinful! now if you don't mind, I'm gonna go have premarital sex with my demoness girlfriend!"
Meantime, Marilith, the two thugs and Kim are at a table playing Call of Cthulhu. Thug #1 says "I want to cast a spell",
"but it's my turn, I'm gonna hit the deep one with my shovel!" the second one says.
Kim says "This is so much fun I never want to go home!",
Marilith: "I'm going to give up crime and become a professional GM!"
The way of the Samurai is steeped in death. You can get ripped apart by spears, carried away by waves, shocked by lightening...
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